Helicopters over Hollywood

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It happens nearly every day...a police helicopter circling Hollywood. From where I'm sitting right now I can see Mann's Chinese Theatre and the Walk of Fame on Hollywood Blvd., and there's a helicopter circling. I can hear a few police sirens.

It's probably nothing...probably just another robbery suspect. Or maybe Lucile Ricardo is trying to steal John Wayne's footprints again. Usually I pay no attention.

But today the buzzing chopper and sirens surrounding one of the most famous places in America and a symbol of American pop culture has my attention.

Hmm. Sounds like the ruckus is dying down. Guess the Emmys can go on after all...

 

[lavender]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Am I the only one who thought Speilberg's "1941" was funny?

 

[Guest]

Yes.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL Well I did.

By the way, I had a dream last night that Spielberg was only 2 feet tall. I was watching him at a party thinking, "Gee, he's a midget. He must use trick cameras and things..."

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Hmm. Sounds like the ruckus is dying down. Guess the Emmys can go on after all...

Why were they cancelled again anyway... I mean if they a desperate to the bomb the emmys it wont matter which fucking day they hold it on

 

[Guest]

DCL

Why don't you ever return my calls?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Cancelled out of respect for the American men who may be in harm's wya, and for their families, and for the Afghan people we may be killing. It's not the appropriate time to throw a silly party watched internationally.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Why don't you ever return my calls?

Stevie, baby, I would, but you've got that Goddamned annoying voice mail music. I mean, I liked "E.T.", but enough with the freakin' theme already.

 

[Renegade]

Steven Spielberg

I want my 6 dollars back for paying to see Hook in theatres.

 

[Guest]

Renegade

Okay.
But I'm keeping the money you spent on the action figures....

 

[Renegade]

Steven Spielberg

You could atleast give me back the money for the bed sheets. Damn thing gave me a rash.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

That's because you were sleeping on the hook. Next time try sitting on Tinkerbell's face, clap your hands together and say "I believe in faeries!" three times. Best orgasm I ever had.

 

[Guest]

I'm the king of the world!

Steven give it up, you know its all about me

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

How's that "Titanic II" script coming? Set in space, cast Shwarzenegger as the ship, and everyone runs around trying to save his sinking career.

 

[Guest]

Oh DCL you dont understand.

Everything I touch turns to gold, I'll even cast Sharon Stone as the leading lady just for you.

 

[Renegade]

I want my 6 dollars back for renting Piranha II: The Spawning.

What? I'm a cheap bastard.

 

[Not R Nitelight]

I want my money back for opening this thread.....

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Let's see...that will be zero dollars and zero cents. Check's in the mail.

 

[Guest]

COD of course

 

[Kymberley]

COD of course

Now how in the hell did the fish get into this story.

 

[Renegade]

Not R Nitelight

Before I forget, R Nitelight called the other day. Says to stop stealing his newspaper.