hehe

[TheLonebeagle]

hehe .......... i'm just naughty

OK did this when slightly under the influence of Alchohol, so lets make it a place fror laughter, especially stupid Kiddy Jokes and one liners, and to start with

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Saddam is still alive", Saddam decided to send George W. Bush a letter in his own writing to let him
know that he is still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

George W. couldn't figure it out so he typed it out and emailed it to Colin Powell. Colin and his aides had no clue either so they sent it to the CIA.
No one could solve it so it went to the NSA and then to MIT and NASA and
the Secret Service... the list got longer and longer.
Eventually they asked Mossad in Israel for help.
Cpt. Moishe Pippick took one look at it and replied:
"Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down..."

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

hehe .......... i'm just naughty

I'm naughty and cheeky!

-kym- doing what I do best.........

 

[TheLonebeagle]

Re: Re: hehe

I'm naughty and cheeky!

-kym- doing what I do best.........

And i had drank to much at a party when I set this up

 

[tigerjen]

I love your Snoopy AV!

One of my fave Peanuts characters!!!!



tigerjen

 

[TheLonebeagle]

I love your Snoopy AV!

One of my fave Peanuts characters!!!!



tigerjen

Glad you appreciate it, always loved him as the pilot.

Love your AV too, and seeing as I also have a soft spot for tigers, Welcome to my world

 

[tigerjen]

Glad you appreciate it, always loved him as the pilot.

Love your AV too, and seeing as I also have a soft spot
for tigers, Welcome to my world

why thank you!

is your world colored Snoopy, may I ask?

*giggle*

Snoopy is cool as the pilot, fighting the Red Baron from
his "Sopwith Camel", which of course, was the doghouse....
also got a kick out of him as "Joe Cool" w/ the shades
on!


tigerjen

 

[TheLonebeagle]

why thank you!

is your world colored Snoopy, may I ask?

*giggle*

Snoopy is cool as the pilot, fighting the Red Baron from
his "Sopwith Camel", which of course, was the doghouse....
also got a kick out of him as "Joe Cool" w/ the shades
on!


tigerjen

Coloured in what why , may I ask, certainly not rose tinted

I was snoopy (the Lone beagle) fighting the iraqi's from his Tornado Doghouse 1991, and the name stuck from then. But as a character he's perfect , just the right mix of madness and sarcasm

suppose does some me up, lol

 

[tigerjen]

Coloured in what why , may I ask, certainly not rose tinted

I was snoopy (the Lone beagle) fighting the iraqi's from his Tornado Doghouse 1991, and the name stuck from then. But as a character he's perfect , just the right mix of madness and sarcasm

suppose does some me up, lol

Oohhhhhhhhh you helped fight in Desert Storm back in
'91 then?

 

[TheLonebeagle]

Oohhhhhhhhh you helped fight in Desert Storm back in
'91 then?

Yeah, I was one of the RAF boys back then

 

[tigerjen]

Yeah, I was one of the RAF boys back then

gotcha! and your codename was Snoopy as you told
me a couple posts back?

 

[TheLonebeagle]

gotcha! and your codename was Snoopy as you told
me a couple posts back?

Nah the Lonebeagle, because I doctored a few cartoons to make up a joke book for there. I was based in Bahrain, (Maharraq)

 

[tigerjen]

Nah the Lonebeagle, because I doctored a few cartoons to make up a joke book for there. I was based in Bahrain, (Maharraq)

Ohok.....Snoopy

 

[TheLonebeagle]

Ohok.....Snoopy

Ok mission now to find out more about you, so look forward to chatting to you more.




And another Joke, one the ladies would prefer

My Husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big f**king red mark on his forehead.

 

[tigerjen]

Ok mission now to find out more about you, so look
forward to chatting to you more.




And another Joke, one the ladies would prefer

My Husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big f**king red mark on his forehead.

I look forward to chatting w/ you too Snoopy.....

And good joke you put here this morning


tigerjen

 

[TheLonebeagle]

I look forward to chatting w/ you too Snoopy.....

And good joke you put here this morning


tigerjen

Well i think half the pleasure will be mine on that score tiger, or are you a more bouncy Tigger

I'll post more , hope other join in , always good to start a day with a smile, however earned

 

[tigerjen]

Well i think half the pleasure will be mine on that score
tiger, or are you a more bouncy Tigger

I'll post more , hope other join in , always good to start
a day with a smile, however earned

I've been told that I bounce around on the threads here
quite often

*bounce bounce bounce*

 

[TheLonebeagle]

I've been told that I bounce around on the threads here
quite often

*bounce bounce bounce*

I know what i would rather you bounced around on

and it not a thread,

or sit on my face and let my do the talking

 

[tigerjen]

I know what i would rather you bounced around on

and it not a thread,

or sit on my face and let my do the talking

Ooohhhhhhh my.......that package of yours.......*fanning
myself*

I'll sit and bounce on your face while your does the
talking..........of course that's for starters

 

[TheLonebeagle]

Ooohhhhhhh my.......that package of yours.......*fanning
myself*

I'll sit and bounce on your face while your does the
talking..........of course that's for starters

Glad you approve, gladly tease your pussy, bet it taste real nice

 

[tigerjen]

Glad you approve, gladly tease your pussy, bet it taste real nice

So I've been told

 

[TheLonebeagle]

So what mold do you want to break out of

Gently laying Tiger on the floor, straddling the small of her back,
Covers hands in baby oil , and starts to massage tigers back, running hands up either side of her spine , and rubbing her shoulders

 

[tigerjen]

So what mold do you want to break out of

Gently laying Tiger on the floor, straddling the small of her back,
Covers hands in baby oil , and starts to massage tigers back, running hands up either side of her spine , and rubbing her shoulders

I'm slowly breaking of the conventional mold....in more
ways than one....and one way for example is my writing

Oohhhhhh that massage feels GOOOOOOD

 

[TheLonebeagle]

I'm slowly breaking of the conventional mold....in more
ways than one....and one way for example is my writing

Oohhhhhh that massage feels GOOOOOOD

Have to read some of you writings, see which way your heading

Always nice to touch someones skin feel it glidee beneath your hands

 

[TheLonebeagle]

Have to read some of you writings, see which way your heading

read some of your writings so heres one for you to read, not published yet, not finnished it, let me know how I should sort it

 

[TheLonebeagle]

one more thing , a joke

A man walks into a bar


Ouch!!!

it was an Iron bar


An English man, scotsman and Irish man walk into a bar

Ouch!!! ouch!!! ouch!!!

it was the same bar