Hef is selling the Playboy Mansion.

RoryN

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Hef gets to stay if you buy it, though.

I wonder if he'd throw in his Patrick Nagel art.
 
Thrope never liked Playboy. The girls had to be of age to get a spread.

What are you implying there, DP? More underage accusations and underage discussion, DP?

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Reported.
 
It's funny how posters like you and Bronzeage can so effortlessly joke about such things as rape and the abuse of women.

Hef will remain at the Mansion when it changes hands. The women will stay with him. It's not a joke; it's a fact.

Desperation kicking in again, eh?
 
Hef will remain at the Mansion when it changes hands. The women will stay with him. It's not a joke; it's a fact.

Desperation kicking in again, eh?

Does Hefner intend on becoming a renter or is he just written into the contract as part of the purchase? (And if part of the purchase, I wonder if the new owner gets to keep his bones after death, all John Merrick like.)
 
Because the buying and selling of women is so funny...if you're a misogynist.
It's funny how posters like you and Bronzeage can so effortlessly joke about such things as rape and the abuse of women.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=42915827&highlight=playboy#post42915827

ms_ann_thrope said:
Imagine that and a naked Playboy bunny on your lap.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=43435136&highlight=playboy#post43435136

ms_ann_thrope said:
I can't imagine Bond outlasting Playboy. Seemed a marriage made in heaven: vodka martini's, ascots and cigar smoke blown in dim eyed, large breasted women's faces, while the whole time accompanied by the pop artist da zur. Pussy galore.
 
I'm going to have him pickled and then dressed in a silk dressing gown and brought down to dinner once a year on International Women's Day. I may even get Hasbro to retrofit him with a pull-tag and a battery operated voicebox full of inspirational quotations from modern feminists.

Since it's Hasbro, let's make him Rainbow Dash.
 
You you like a nice pm?

When you get really mad, you stutter.

It's funny.

Does Hefner intend on becoming a renter or is he just written into the contract as part of the purchase? (And if part of the purchase, I wonder if the new owner gets to keep his bones after death, all John Merrick like.)

I'm not sure. That's a pretty creepy image, though.
 
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