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[Rosebud]

We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers
had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President.
With
that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who want to keep their
promise!


Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue,
David
Geffen, Barbara Streisand, Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who made that
promise,
please report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation",
which
has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes.

The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor
through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.

Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years and you should
consider the possibility of eight years.

Your captain is to be Bill Clinton and your cruise director will be Al
Gore.
Monica Lewinsky will be your recreation director. Ted Kennedy will act
as
lifeguard and supervise swimming instruction. Mr. Kennedy will also be
teaching a course in emergency procedures.

Your spiritual advisor and marriage counselor will be the Rev. Jesse
Jackson.

If you've any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends
and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton.
Her
village can raise your children while you're gone,and she can watch over
all your money and your furnishings until you return.

Bon Voyage!

 

[Rosebud]

Come on don't you all have a sense of humor anymore???

 

[Nicole]

Well can I just say I think your sig line is so YOU

 

[Rosebud]

Spank you...I mean thank you

 

[Nicole]

*bending over* Sure go for it ... Oh thank-you??? Oh Damn, thought I got lucky then

 

[pleasteasme]

Very good. . .now if only all of those people would leave. . .

 

[Rosebud]

Don't hold your breath

Like Clinton did, they are all just blowing hot air out of their ass

 

[unusuallyconfused]

I think they all can go but I'll keep Alec and straighten him out!

 

[TinaG13]

LOL that's funny, Rosie! Hey I love your sig pic too... she's very cute.

 

[Rosebud]

thank you I saw it and thought damn that is almost as pretty as tina and i just had to use it...

 

[Merelan]

By the way... and i loved that letter Rosebud....

What makes actors, athletes etc. think just because they are famous they no know all the answers? Because someone pays them 31 million a movie or a game or whatever they are now super smart and intelligent?

And worse.... why do we listen?

 

[doctor_insanus]

Some of us don't...