Heaven and Hell....

[Guest]

Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs are Italian, the mechanics are German, the lovers are French and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss and it is all organized by the Italians.

 

[carsonshepherd]

And in hell, are all the TV and movies American?

In heaven I imagine the movies would be Australian and the TV British.

 

[Guest]

And in hell, are all the TV and movies American?

In heaven I imagine the movies would be Australian and the TV British.

The Aussies aren't THAT bad.

On the other hand there was that Yahoo Serious guy.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I love Australian movies. "Priscilla Queen of the Desert" - need I say more?

 

[Guest]

Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs are Italian, the mechanics are German, the lovers are French and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss and it is all organized by the Italians.

Good one.

 

[NoJo]

I love Australian movies. "Priscilla Queen of the Desert" - need I say more?

Don't forget "Strictly Ballroom"

 

[Guest]

Don't forget "Strictly Ballroom"

That and "Priscilla" are fun movies but the greatest living Aussie director is Paul Cox. Seriously.

Perdita

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I love Australian movies. "Priscilla Queen of the Desert" - need I say more?

Does it get any more campy?

 

[NoJo]

That and "Priscilla" are fun movies but the greatest living Aussie director is Paul Cox. Seriously.

Perdita

I liked Nick Roegs "Walkabout".

 

[Guest]

I liked Nick Roegs "Walkabout".

I like Roeg too, but isn't/wasn't he British? P.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'll pass on the British policemen. Seen one too many race inquiries there to feel overjoyed at the idea. On the other hand, I've had one rather fine British lover.

Shanglan

 

[sweetnpetite]

Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs are Italian, the mechanics are German, the lovers are French and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss and it is all organized by the Italians.

I thought heaven was an endless library, with no need for cops (or mechanics) But I think it wouldn't be heaven without food, and so an italian cook (or many) would be great. Ideally for me though, there would have to be *every kind of food imaginable* from all corners of the world Oh yeah- and you can eat while you read because in heaven, nothing stains Food rolls right off the page

 

[BlackShanglan]

Also, I decree that you get to have sex with any of the literary characters you want. I'm packing "Les Liasons Dangerueses," the complete Sherlock Holmes, and oddly enough several Terry Pratchett novels. And a few little twiddles of my own

Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

Love Roeg.

Crazy about Strictly Ballroom.

 

[Guest]

...I've had one rather fine British lover.

Shanglan

There is only one (that I know about), you've had him, too?

Lou

P.S. Before I get stoned by the rest of the Brits here: joke!!!!! Ish. (I said that I know about. )

P.P.S. Oh yeah, make that two. There's me as well.

 

[Goldie Munro]

Love Roeg.

Crazy about Strictly Ballroom.

Crazy about Baz!!!

 

[Guest]

L_C, promised that i could have a condo on the lake of lava...
you're all invited to PAHTEE at my house.

 

[Kate.E]

Don't Look Now was his best. Or Performance.

 

[Kate.E]

And he's British.
The difference is that Australians try to be British, but can't get the accent right