Heat Rises

[sirhugs]

A young woman wakes up to find her apartment very cold - since it is spring, the landlord, who lives upstairs, turned the heat off, but overnight it got chilly. Her bed is colder because her girlfriend who shares it isn't there.

Still half asleep, she pulls on minimal clothing & storms upstairs to complain to the landlord. the door is ajar. she bursts in, to see her gf on her kneees, blowing the Landlord...

GF pauses, turns, says "It was the price he demanded for more heat..."

OR you could do alternate versions:

instead of a missing gf/bedwarmer, it's her bf who is upstairs blowing the landlord

OR instead of a gal in the bed, it's a guy & it's his gf upstairs...which you then could take either into a straight mfm or the growingly popular "bi curious threesome".

 

[Carnevil9]

This reminds me of the old story about the daughter who asks her father to borrow the car. He says, sure, but you have to give me a blowjob first.

The daughter gets down on her knees and starts sucking him off, but immediately pulls back. "Ewww, Daddy, your dick tastes like shit!"

"Oh, that's right!" remembers Dad. "Your brother has the car tonight!"