Health and safety at Musical recitals

hobbit.

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In the modern day its crap, tripping over news crews and journos...

back in the day Alice Cooper simply locked the fire exits and set the alarms off.
 
Is he suggesting armed guards for string quartets?

Or for performances of Gilbert and Sullivan?

Or banning Morris Dancing because they're unsafe. I'd support that...
 
You all are hysterical. Give hobbit a break and just be thankful he wasn't at the Ariana recital.

....so much for the GeeBee love, hope and recovery crew. :cool:

in all fairness....he *does* know who Alice Cooper is......
 
Is he suggesting armed guards for string quartets?

Or for performances of Gilbert and Sullivan?

Or banning Morris Dancing because they're unsafe. I'd support that...

Ban Morris Dancers cos they're sinister. Never trust men waving hankies en mass.
 
I haven't a clue what "Morris Dancer's" are. I refuse to even google or find any info on this outside of this site....

You all are way more entertaining than the conventional avenues of information.

I'm imagining its like "mosh pit" dancing? Please.

Any of you across the pond to reply, I promise to provide a photo of myself wearing my new "Ministry of Silly Walks" tee shirt.


thanks.
 
for sooth.

recitals are much more pleasing than phonogram repersentations.


hobbit...for heaven's sake....Hunker Down and Eat In.

(hunker down and eat in) has been trademarked by myself. :)

seriously. Take care, hobbit.
 
Only go to the ones where the audience is under 25.

Not age, number of people.
 
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