Headlines.

[ABSTRUSE]

Who writes these things? Did you ever read some of them?


Australia Announces China Uranium Talks
But what does it have to say?

Abbas Urges Calm During Israeli Pullout
What does a Swedish rock group care about Israeli birthcontrol methods?

Clown Classes Open in Mexico City
What's the big deal, that's what it takes to be a politician in the States...A master's in Clownology.

Bush phones Garang's widow, Bashir
Ah, to be a fly on the wall for that one.

Brazil Dictatorship Wanted Atomic Bomb
and this seemed like a good idea because why???

Mother ditches son after fast-food tantrum
Oh come on....you know you've been tempted too.

Cheerleaders Use Chant to Help Police
I guess they do serve a purpose afterall.

Texas Man Aims to Visit Every Starbucks
Good idea, striving for world peace is so passe'.

Jackson Lawyer Ridicules Unhappy Jurors
No tickets to Neverland for you!!

Marc Cohn Shot in Denver
Walking in Memphis, Falling in Denver

Sinead O'Connor Goes Reggae in Jamaica
I guess her hair grew back.

Army Whistleblower Draws Fire
Maybe next time he should hum.

CORRECTED: Oldest dinosaur eggs held babies-study
No shit???

Bones Found in Texas Likely a Mammoth
Or maybe a steer? We're not sure.

South Korean Stem Cell Pioneer Clones Dog
South Korean newspaper clones morning edition.

Bush, Economic Team Gather at Texas Ranch
Laura makes her famous BBQ beans and tequila jello shots.



Feel free to share some interesting tidbits you may find.

 

[lil_elvis_lover]

Let's meet at Bruger King.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Let's meet at Bruger King.

I'll wear a carnation and a red rubber nose.

 

[lil_elvis_lover]

I'll wear a carnation and a red rubber nose.

Oh, I thought you'd come in disguise.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, I thought you'd come in disguise.

Touche'.

 

[lil_elvis_lover]

Touche'.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Can I pick where that goes?