Headlines I'd Like To See

[miles]

5000 More Palestinian Terrorists Killed in Second Bomb Making Accident

Daschle To America: Dems Have Really Been Using Scare Tactics All Along - SUCKERS!

Bush To America: Huh?

Clinton to America: HA!

Voter Turnout Hits Record High of 99%. Lying, Sleazy, Corrupt Politicians Finally Ousted

Congress Removes Criminal Penalties for Victimless Crimes

Grand Jury Indicts Jesse Jackson for Fraud

Jesse Jackson Sentencing Today

Jesse to US: You Assholes Believed Me?

Red Sox vs Cubs in Game 1 of Series

Red Sox Sweep Cubs!

Last Taliban Captured

Body of Bin Laden Identified

Rev Al Sharpton Finally Shuts the Fuck Up

 

[alexandraaah]

Red Sox vs Cubs in Game 1 of Series

Red Sox Sweep Cubs!

Ahem. I resent that.

 

[SilverVeil]

5000 More Palestinian Terrorists Killed in Second Bomb Making Accident

Daschle To America: Dems Have Really Been Using Scare Tactics All Along - SUCKERS!

Bush To America: Huh?

Clinton to America: HA!

Voter Turnout Hits Record High of 99%. Lying, Sleazy, Corrupt Politicians Finally Ousted

Congress Removes Criminal Penalties for Victimless Crimes

Grand Jury Indicts Jesse Jackson for Fraud

Jesse Jackson Sentencing Today

Jesse to US: You Assholes Believed Me?

Red Sox vs Cubs in Game 1 of Series

Red Sox Sweep Cubs!

Last Taliban Captured

Body of Bin Laden Identified

Rev Al Sharpton Finally Shuts the Fuck Up

Not that I am a huge fan or anything .... but " Yeah Baby ... Yeah !!! "

( in best Austin Powers voice )

 

[bored1]

5000 More Palestinian Terrorists Killed in Second Bomb Making Accident

Daschle To America: Dems Have Really Been Using Scare Tactics All Along - SUCKERS!

Bush To America: Huh?

Clinton to America: HA!

Voter Turnout Hits Record High of 99%. Lying, Sleazy, Corrupt Politicians Finally Ousted

Congress Removes Criminal Penalties for Victimless Crimes

Grand Jury Indicts Jesse Jackson for Fraud

Jesse Jackson Sentencing Today

Jesse to US: You Assholes Believed Me?

Red Sox vs Cubs in Game 1 of Series

Red Sox Sweep Cubs!

Last Taliban Captured

Body of Bin Laden Identified

Rev Al Sharpton Finally Shuts the Fuck Up

Good Headlines! Id like to see Browns win superbowl! Social Security refunds money to all who have paid in to invest as they see fit.................Gephart admits hes a liar..................OJ admits he did it.............Political Correctness movement declared dead

 

[MissTaken]

Headline I would like to see

MissTaken has won the powerball lottery!

 

[Monazwx]

Would love to see

"Grand jury indicts Jesse Jackson for Fraud"

(But the Al Sharpton headline was right up there!)
Hell, they're all good!

 

[MissTaken]

Hillary Comes Out of the Closet or in this Case, the Refrigerator!

 

[bored1]

Hillary Comes Out of the Closet or in this Case, the Refrigerator!

LOL

 

[alexandraaah]

mmmm....my fantasy headline..

"miles av, in new edible formula!"

damn.

 

[Guest]

Cancer Cured
Smoking Is Good For You
Cancer Vaccine Discovered
Seccession! Hawaii And Alaska Form Pacific States Of America
California Declares War On PSA
President Bush Resigns From Office. Cheney President.
Systemic Condom Developed
10 year Old Jesse Helms Clone Discovered Wandering Near Rushmore Monument
The Anti-Chip: Information Deprossessing Technology Gaining Acceptance
Gates Will Leaves Entire Fortune To An Unregistered American
Who Is "Unregistered?"
No End In Sight: Bill Gates Clone Scandal Spiraling
Ms. President Prefers To Be Called President
Christ Returning July 14th, 2008
Good God! "Unregistered" American Is Christ
The Block: Disinformation DeProcessing Technology Reality
Earth Proclaimed Planet
Christ Registers
Resistance Is Futile. Here Come the Borg.
Anti-Block Mandated.
Hah Huh Heh
Mmmm Huh
Aah!

 

[InnocentAngel81]

innocentangel is the first black playboy centerfold to earn a few million

but serious i like what i see too bad its not true yet