He Said - She Said

[Isabella Thorne]

HER STORY:

He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it.

The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. So we went to this restaurant and he's STILL acting a bit funny and I'm trying to cheer him up and start to wonder whether it's me or something else.

I ask him, and he says no. But you know I'm not really sure. So anyway, in the cab back to his house, I say that I love him and he just puts his arm around me. I don't know what the hell this means because you know he doesn't say it back or anything. We finally get back to his place and I'm wondering if he's going to dump me!

So I try to ask him about it but he just switches on the TV.

Reluctantly, I say I'm going to go to sleep. Then, after about 10 minutes, he joins me and we have sex. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to leave.

I just don't know, what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he's met someone else?



HIS STORY:

Lousy day at work. Tired. Got laid though.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Your level of self esteem sems to be=>

at a very low point. The better question is, what is your level of intimacy and communication?

Email me for further discussion.

blue

 

[SpecialK]

I like the version a friend and I wrote better.

He Said, She Said

K

 

[Isabella Thorne]

He said... Want a quickie?
She said...As opposed to what?

He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

He said... "This coffee isn't fit for a pig!"
She said..."No problem, I'll get you some that is."

She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.

Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.'
She said...'Who's gonna look?'

He said... You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
She said...No, have you?

He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you're never there.
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Blue darling ... thank you for your concern ... i think lol
... ummmm my level of intimacy, baby? now you shouldn't have to ask that ....

Isn't that special, K ... thank you luv ... it is wonderful - just like you

 

[SpecialK]

rofl!!!!! Those are hilarious!

K

 

[Thumper]

Who said that????

*smooches*

Hiya Izzy...

and here I thought Woodstock was a cartoon bird....

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Also there is a movie with Kevin Bacon and Elizabeth Perkins called He Said She Said which is quite funny ... about their different takes on what happens between them ...

and i always think of that scene in Annie Hall ... where the scene shifts between Woody and his therapist and Diane Keaton and her therapist ...

the same question is asked of both them "How often do you have sex?"

Woody says hardly ever ... maybe 3 times a week.

Diane says constantly ... must be 3 times a week.
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ha ha ha Thumper baby .... ... By the time we came at Woodstock ... lol ... can i be your hippy slut baby .... please?

 

[insideShiraz]

sHe said and then I got a chance...

I wuz going through a crash landing break-up when "the woman" and I went to see a sneak preview of this movie...so I'm looking at it 10 years later.

Back then, I thought it sucked. The film wuz awful, but funny and biting at some scenes.

Can this film even be found in video stores anymore?

Izabella...Crack that whip and find that there are many who take a walk through life and always find more people out side of the Garden of Eden...