He Said, She Said and Then

[OneLustyWench]

OK, I like comedy. I love to laugh. After seeing a show on Saturday, thought I'd like to do a He Said, She said and Then. The idea is that there is a line by He, a line by She and then a line by Narrator. So a H:, a S: and a N:

Example:
H: Honey, I'm home
S: Hi, I'm in the bedroom
N: He walks down the hall to come to a stop at the bedroom door

Anyone want to play?

 

[Guest]

OK, I like comedy. I love to laugh. After seeing a show on Saturday, thought I'd like to do a He Said, She said and Then. The idea is that there is a line by He, a line by She and then a line by Narrator. So a H:, a S: and a N:

Example:
H: Honey, I'm home
S: Hi, I'm in the bedroom
N: He walks down the hall to come to a stop at the bedroom door

Anyone want to play?

I'd love to!

First more rum!

And then how does this go? You start with H, then I do S, the next does N?
Or each person does all three?

 

[glynndah]

I might drop in once in a while.

 

[OneLustyWench]

Getting Started

H: Hi Honey, I'm home.

 

[OneLustyWench]

I'd love to!

First more rum!

And then how does this go? You start with H, then I do S, the next does N?
Or each person does all three?

One line at a time, baby, one line at a time.

 

[Guest]

H: Hi Honey, I'm home.

S: Hi - I'm in the tub!

 

[OneLustyWench]

N: He wanders down the hall stripping off the shirt and tie in anticipation of some relaxation after a long hard day at the office.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

S: Hi - I'm in the tub!

N: He walks down the hall to the bathroom, hoping like crazy this isn't a bubble bath

 

[Guest]

N: He wanders down the hall stripping off the shirt and tie in anticipation of some relaxation after a long hard day at the office.

H: Can I come in?

 

[OneLustyWench]

S: Okay but it might be a little crowded

 

[Guest]

N: He opens the bathroom door and finds his lady in the tub with several members of the Brazilian National Soccer Team.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

N: He opens the bathroom door and finds his lady in the tub with several members of the Brazilian National Soccer Team.

H: "Gentlemen da noite boa eu v o ter suas mãos completamente"
(Portugese for "Good evening gentlemen, I see you have your hands full."

 

[OneLustyWench]

S: Honey, how wonderful, you've been practicing to make my dreams come true. By the way, I'd like you to meet Paolo.

 

[3113]

S: Honey, how wonderful, you've been practicing to make my dreams come true. By the way, I'd like you to meet Paolo.

N: Paolo waves his ten-inch boner at the husband in greeting and smiles invitingly.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

N: Paolo waves his ten-inch boner at the husband in greeting and smiles invitingly.

H: "Hmm, I didn't realize soccer players used bats."

 

[Emperor_Nero]

H: "Hmm, I didn't realize soccer players used bats."

S: "Trust me baby, he definitely knows how to swing that stick"

 

[3113]

S: "Trust me baby, he definitely knows how to swing that stick"

N: Eagerly, our intrepid husband strips off his clothes even as the grinning soccer team makes room for him in the tub.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

S: "Trust me baby, he definitely knows how to swing that stick"

H: Move over, Paulo, looks like it's the afternoon double-header. I hope you can go the full eighteen innings.

 

[OneLustyWench]

S: But honey, Miguel is already in the bottom of my 6th. Looks like we're about ready for a seventh inning stretch.

 

[3113]

N: Suddenly, the team's manager, Ricardo, stormed in. He was wearing a seersucker suit and looking none too pleased.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

N: Suddenly, the team's manager, Ricardo, stormed in. He was wearing a seersucker suit and looking none too pleased.

H: So buddy, what's got your balls all twisted up? Everyone else seems to be in a good mood, so why don't you get out of that suit and loosen up?

 

[OneLustyWench]

S: Come on, let's see if you can manage these guys into a fun time tonight?

 

[StormRising]

R: (for Ricardo, duh) Lucy! Youse gots some 'splaining to do!

 

[3113]

N: Our startled husband gawks at his wife, then at Ricardo, then back at his wife, then back at Ricardo, then at his wife once again...stunned realization comes over his face.

 

[Emperor_Nero]

N: Our startled husband gawks at his wife, then at Ricardo, then back at his wife, then back at Ricardo, then at his wife once again...stunned realization comes over his face.

H: Damn it! You're going to cut me aren't you? But I'm good enough to make this team, I know it!