He he he, I liked this:

[sweetnpetite]

Striding on the candy store, brandishing a mighty sword, cometh Sweetnpetite! And she gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm going to spank you so thoroughly, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!"


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But I don't want it at the bottom of my post anymore!

I'm saving it here for posterity

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php?usrname=sweetnpetite&sex=f (if you'd like to get your own)

 

[sweetnpetite]

"I'm going to spank you so thoroughly, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!"


Who want's to go first?

 

[cantdog]

I did the battle cry thing, and it gave me a misspelled battle cry. "neugut" or something. Pfui.

cantdog

And spankings do not interest me. Violence for fun. Great.

 

[Guest]

Violence for fun.

But kids love it.

Video games and stuff.

 

[cloudy]

Mine said something different last time I did it, but this time it came up with:

Running across the desert, brandishing a thorned whip, cometh Cloudy! And she gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm going to bruise you in such an inhumane manner, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!"

 

[Guest]

"I'm going to bruise you in such an inhumane manner, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!"

Are you in the southern hemisphere, or was it the north?

I forget.

 

[cloudy]

Are you in the southern hemisphere, or was it the north?

I forget.

Alabama, unfortunately, and hopefully, it'll be temporary.

 

[Guest]

Yes. I love tempura.

But it's not good for you.

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Hark! Who is that, prowling across the hotel lobby! It is A7inchphildo, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a booming bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to hump you for such a long time, your momma won't recognize you!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


I don't know sweet! But that is scary!

Phildo

 

[Guest]

Zang! Who is that, striding out of the tundra! It is Vella_ms, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a booming scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to spank you so painfully, Buddha will explode!"
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interesting. LOL

 

[Boxlicker101]

Rampaging through the hotel lobby, clutching a meaty axe, cometh Boxlicker101! And he gives an ominous cry:

"Hail the blood-letting! I desecrate like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Battle Cry!

Right in the middle of nap time, who is that running down the hallway with a pair of scissors and a box of Band-Aids?

It's a deviant yelling:

"I'm going to hump you like a first grade teacher, and hijack your momma's airplane!!"

 

[cloudy]

Re: Battle Cry!

Right in the middle of nap time, who is that running down the hallway with a pair of scissors and a box of Band-Aids?

It's a deviant yelling:

"I'm going to hump you like a first grade teacher, and hijack your momma's airplane!!"

C'mon - fess up! You made that up, didn't you?





But, it's good!

 

[Guest]

Yeah, and it made me laugh. P.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Re: Re: Battle Cry!

C'mon - fess up! You made that up, didn't you?





But, it's good!

Nope, that's what it gave me.

(But I did cheat, that's just for 'deviant'. )

 

[gothgodess]

these are so cool lol