Hawaiian mushrooms causes instantaneous orgasm

[chargergirl]

I have good news and bad news. Let's start with the good news:

Scientists have discovered an orange mushroom in recent Hawaiian lava flows that can induce instantaneous orgasms in women just from the odor it gives off. That's right, fellas. You can get your girl to bust nuts all over the place just by having her sniff this thing.

This orgasm triggered by fungus, or "fungasm," is due in part from hormones in the mushroom that are close in similarity to the same ones picked up by our own neurotransmitters. Basically, the smell of this shroom makes the female body think it's having sex. Imagine walking into a sorority house with your pockets filled with these mushrooms.

Read more at http://www.foodbeast.com/news/mushgasm/#KbxX3qvM4QWAsQQV.99

That's it, I'm going back to Hawaii.

 

[Hornywetcanuck]

I have good news and bad news. Let's start with the good news:

Scientists have discovered an orange mushroom in recent Hawaiian lava flows that can induce instantaneous orgasms in women just from the odor it gives off. That's right, fellas. You can get your girl to bust nuts all over the place just by having her sniff this thing.

This orgasm triggered by fungus, or "fungasm," is due in part from hormones in the mushroom that are close in similarity to the same ones picked up by our own neurotransmitters. Basically, the smell of this shroom makes the female body think it's having sex. Imagine walking into a sorority house with your pockets filled with these mushrooms.

Read more at http://www.foodbeast.com/news/mushgasm/#KbxX3qvM4QWAsQQV.99

That's it, I'm going back to Hawaii.

So what's the bad news!

 

[chargergirl]

So what's the bad news!

You have to read the article! It's actually pretty funny.

 

[Hornywetcanuck]

You have to read the article! It's actually pretty funny.

Going to read it now!
Lol that's hilarious! What a fun girl party that could be though!

 

[pensivepoet]

Oh great. As if I wasn't obsolete already.

 

[Hornywetcanuck]

Oh great. As if I wasn't obsolete already.

I can't speak for everyone but I still need a cock!

 

[chargergirl]

I can't speak for everyone but I still need a cock!

Agree!

I just thought it was a fun article.

 

[Hornywetcanuck]

Agree!

I just thought it was a fun article.

Need to make it a men's cologne! Lol I bet they'd suffer the smell!

 

[pensivepoet]

I can't speak for everyone but I still need a cock!

Thanks Hon, that's encouraging
For a moment there, mine was very sad.

 

[Hornywetcanuck]

Thanks Hon, that's encouraging
For a moment there, mine was very sad.

I hope I helped make him happy again!

 

[pensivepoet]

I hope I helped make him happy again!

Yeah, he's wagging and slobbering.
Down boy! DOWN!!!

 

[soccermomnympho]

Oh boy this sounds fun

 

[Hornywetcanuck]

Yeah, he's wagging and slobbering.
Down boy! DOWN!!!

Good boy! Up and slobbering, just how we like them!

 

[Hornywetcanuck]

Oh boy this sounds fun

I know, I think a girls night out with some mushrooms should be planned! Let's all meet in Hawaii!

 

[Que]

Reminds me of some olfactory and arousal research. It was found that when aroused both men and women are much better able to tolerate, or even find acceptable foul odors when significantly aroused. I think but don't remember this for sure that the response was stronger in women.

Another interesting related bit of research found that women that are ovulating are more apt to find male sweat to be acceptable or even arousing.

 

[chargergirl]

I know, I think a girls night out with some mushrooms should be planned! Let's all meet in Hawaii!

I'm in!

 

[Hornywetcanuck]

I'm in!

Oh my Hawaii wouldn't know what hit them! A bunch of horny women from lit all together!

 

[stickygirl]

This is one load of horse-shit
Does this explain why girls love My Little Pony?


Ha, just tried clicking one of its links and got this
"Too many requests Please try to access the site later"
you mean there's a goddamn queue already?!

Then there's always the fuckwit comments section to browse
"I read all the comments and didn't find what I was wondering about. How does this mushroom affect men wanting to be women or who say they have made the change? For instance, how would the former Bruce Jenner react to it? Does anyone know if it is a way to test if someone is trapped in the wrong body?" JFC

 

[DisreputableDan]

If it's too good to be true, it probably isn't

http://www.snopes.com/mushroom-orgasm-fungus/

 

[Hornywetcanuck]

If it's too good to be true, it probably isn't

http://www.snopes.com/mushroom-orgasm-fungus/

There goes our Hawaiin trip! Yup too good to be true!

 

[chargergirl]

Yeah, but it was still a good article.

And anyway, mushrooms or not, Hawaii is still awesome.

 

[BobInAustin]

I have good news and bad news. Let's start with the good news:

Scientists have discovered an orange mushroom in recent Hawaiian lava flows that can induce instantaneous orgasms in women just from the odor it gives off. That's right, fellas. You can get your girl to bust nuts all over the place just by having her sniff this thing.

This orgasm triggered by fungus, or "fungasm," is due in part from hormones in the mushroom that are close in similarity to the same ones picked up by our own neurotransmitters. Basically, the smell of this shroom makes the female body think it's having sex. Imagine walking into a sorority house with your pockets filled with these mushrooms.

Read more at http://www.foodbeast.com/news/mushgasm/#KbxX3qvM4QWAsQQV.99

That's it, I'm going back to Hawaii.

I would rub it all over my lil dick. that would make her cum!

 

[Ahi_Viking]

Rub

Hell yeah. I'm gonna rub myself in that after each morning shower!

 

[Blase]

There goes our Hawaiin trip! Yup too good to be true!

Snopes doesn't actually conclude that the claim is false, just unproven.

Personally, I hope it stays that way, because any plant or fungus that dwelt in such a restricted habitat would likely be wiped out in short order if it were proven to be a potent aphrodisiac.

 

[naughtoldperv]

Yeah, I had heard about that a few days ago from my wife's facebook friends and sceptic that I am, I did a quick google on it and found that the mushroom pictured in the article is not the real McCoy, so don't go eating that mushroom that is just a stock photo of a mushroom.
http://thechive.com/2015/10/09/appa...i-that-instantly-drives-women-crazy-5-photos/

And wikipedia says..........

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus_indusiatus

on a side note, I have been in Hawaii for decades and have never seen this mushroom, but I have seen that exact mushroom growing in Thailand in and thrives in bamboo patches. Wikipedia states that it's habitat is tropical regions.

I'll try it on the wife if I can find it for sure.