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Having a huge cock...

You're playing one note and it's grating, fake Brit guy.
 
Personally, I prefer a cock that is under 6". I love a hard fuck and the well is only so deep. Cervix crushing slam fucking hurts. And not in my "good" way. I also like to be on top and grind hard so cocks bigger than 6" are out.
 
Wings said:
You're playing one note and it's grating, fake Brit guy.
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You saying I'm not really a Brit? Perhaps some Redneck gingernut with a big gut and goaty beard? Now there's a thought...
 
duranman said:
You saying I'm not really a Brit? Perhaps some Redneck gingernut with a big gut and goaty beard? Now there's a thought...
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AND you like Duran Duran and have a small penis.

I doubt you're in Duck Dynasty.
 
niemals_alarmen said:
I guess.

Consider the equivalent: I am guy and prefer woman with smaller breasts. Now it's possible some women (the hot ones :(, to like men with small penises? Logically it's possible.
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It's only logical women like small cocks to a man justifying his small cock.
 
duranman said:
Are there any DISadvantages of having a big twanger?...
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1. As Vikingstone mentioned, underwear becomes more of an issue. Sometimes shorts are also a problem, especially if you're a shower rather than a grower.

2. Toilets. Sitting down can risk getting the longer schlong exposed to a porcelain rim.

3. Women. Sometimes it just doesn't fit. And the worst part is you won't know until she's doubled over in pain after you slammed her cervix.

4. Anal. Yeah, not always gonna happen.

5. Fashion. Think women have it hard with guys staring at their chest? This is the male equivalent. Plus, you'll be accused of getting a hard-on when that's just ... you.

luxey313 said:
Ewwww!
I banged a Litster with an embarrassingly small dick. It was horrible.
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I once fucked a man that was miniscule. As in, there was no discernible difference once he penetrated me. And he wasn't any better with his mouth or hands. I was just perplexed at how he hadn't developed any other skills to make up for it.
 
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Mischka said:
I once fucked a man that was miniscule. As in, there was no discernible difference once he penetrated me. And he wasn't any better with his mouth or hands. I was just perplexed at how he hadn't developed any other skills to make up for it.
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With a miniscule cock, you'd think he'd develop lesbian skills.
 
Mischka said:
1. As Vikingstone mentioned, underwear becomes more of an issue. Sometimes shorts are also a problem, especially if you're a shower rather than a grower.

2. Toilets. Sitting down can risk getting the longer schlong exposed to a porcelain rim.

3. Women. Sometimes it just doesn't fit. And the worst part is you won't know until she's doubled over in pain after you slammed her cervix.

4. Anal. Yeah, not always gonna happen.

5. Fashion. Think women have it hard with guys staring at their chest? This is the male equivalent. Plus, you'll be accused of getting a hard-on when that's just ... you.

I once fucked a man that was miniscule. As in, there was no discernible difference once he penetrated me. And he wasn't any better with his mouth or hands. I was just perplexed at how he hadn't developed any other skills to make up for it.
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Yea, most of u....I mean them others who have a small whanger compensate by developing killer skills with tongue, lips, fingers & vocal. You can most always bet if a guy has an itty bitty one, he'll make you cum multiple times afore he pulls that little sausage out. Not that I'd know about that or anything.


Comshaw
 
Mischka said:
1. As Vikingstone mentioned, underwear becomes more of an issue. Sometimes shorts are also a problem, especially if you're a shower rather than a grower.

2. Toilets. Sitting down can risk getting the longer schlong exposed to a porcelain rim.

3. Women. Sometimes it just doesn't fit. And the worst part is you won't know until she's doubled over in pain after you slammed her cervix.

4. Anal. Yeah, not always gonna happen.

5. Fashion. Think women have it hard with guys staring at their chest? This is the male equivalent. Plus, you'll be accused of getting a hard-on when that's just ... you.
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Yes...well done.

I'll do almost anything to not do a "sit down" in a public bathroom.

I was lucky, my first sex partner was two years older than I and wasn't about to let me climb on top of her and "stab me with that thing" as she so firmly but sexily put it. She taught me to go slooooooow.

Ha! Anal. Yeah, right.

You did forget oral. Two words: bite marks. She valiantly attempts to take more, accidentally gags then bites down.

Ah, memories.
 
spacekowboy said:
Your mom doesn't seem to care for it when I slam mine into the bank of her throat.

Other than that it's the dog's bollocks.
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And my mother is very grateful for your services, thank you. Her words: 'His willy's so tiny I don't even have to take my false teeth out. So thoughtful of the little redneck...'
 
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