Have you seen that new gameshow Survivors?

[Guest]

Have you seen that new show Survivors? They plant two groups of people on an island and call them tribes. Every week they have a contest. The losing tribe has to then vote one of their members off the island. Last night David Letterman had the top ten reasons why someone would get voted off. It was hilarious!

If Literotica were an island what would be the reasons for throwing someone off?

6) Lying about your age. (not over 18)
5) Saying unkind things about Lasher.
4) The KY jelly was not for PBJ sandwiches.
3) Blowing up all the condoms for party balloons.
2) You killed all the tribe's batteries playing by yourself.
1) You got drunk, pretended to be Tarzan and ran into the forest looking for Cheeta.

 

[Earthgoddess]

Did you see them eat the grubs I missed it-we don't watch much tv but I am fascinated by the idea?
Don't forget the gender issue-being a boy and ating like a girl...

 

[Skibum]

i think the show is terrible, but I'm fascinated by it. I can even guess who the next two kicked off will be! (Rudy and Ramona)

 

[Guest]

Boy this thread is dying an ugly death. I thought it would generate some funny lines but say la vee. Gee I don't think I spelled that right.

I find it fascinating too. I can't believe they ate living bugs! What kind of waiver did these people have to sign?

It will be interesting to see who the last one left will be. My money is on the lawyer. Insert lawyer joke here:

I am expecting now to hear from some lawyers on this board.

 

[Lasher]

5) Saying unkind things about Lasher.

Here I thought people were ENCOURAGED to say unkind things about me... When did that stop?

Oh, and I like "Survivors" better when it was MTV's "Real World"... Have the kicked Puck off the island yet?

 

[Tamtam]

ive been lurking around for a bit and finally decided to participate...please be kind...
anyway...this is kinda off topic..i was listening to the radio and they have a contest where they put 5 people in a car and the have to live in there. the person who stays the longest gets the car. last year the winner lasted 27 days. i know i could never do it..i would be so worried about the others hating me i would give up. or i would miss everyone so much. could any of you guys actually do this?

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by Lasher99:
I like "Survivors" better when it was MTV's "Real World"... Have they kicked Puck off the island yet?

LOL, I wonder what Puck is doing now? If he had been on the island I think he would have been thrown in the valcano. These shows are really getting carried away. They are advertising a new show "Big Brother" which is another "Real World" rip off. The networks take someone elses idea and one up them. Next we will be watching people living in the Russian space station.

[This message has been edited by High Peaks (edited 06-09-2000).]

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by tamtam:
i was listening to the radio and they have a contest where they put 5 people in a car and the have to live in there. the person who stays the longest gets the car. last year the winner lasted 27 days. could any of you guys actually do this?

If I were homeless it might be an improvement. I hope they get potty breaks. I don't know if I'd want a car after 5 people have lived in it for 27 days. Do they detail it after the contest? I have seen similar contest where you have to stand outside and touch the car but not live in it.

Next month someone will have a contest where 5 people have to drive the car continuously with only stops at convenience marts. If you fall asleep at the wheel you are out.

 

[Hecate]

Well - here we are about to finish the first 100 days of "Big Brother" (second one is supposed to start in September)..... it was fun at parts - and deadly boring at others, and I think most people had set their minds on the winner after the 3rd week anyway..

The next thing I have heard about from the Netherlands I think is a show called "Chained" ... the concept of which is to have 4 people chained together (1 male - 3 females or 1 female - 3 males) for I think 4 days ... and then have a camera on them 24 hours a day. As for "potty breaks" I do think the group has the option of being "seperated" for individual members up to 1 hour per day... in this time the remaining 3 chained participants have to be chained to a post outside the bathroom ... then each day the "head of the chain" (whichever gender the single one is, is the head of the chain) does unchain one participant, I think it is $500 for the first person, $1000 for the second to be unchained ... the last one though gets, whatever the Head of Chain decides he/she is gonna get from the premium that remains after the 3 ot 4 days (somewhere around $4000 to $4500), which means it might be NOTHING *lol*. Can you imagine how much "effort" there would be put into the "last night" *winks* - and all that with a camera running??

Now - to pick up the subject: Top 5 reasons to be kicked of the Literotica island:

5. Be underage! no wait - those shouldn't be here in the first place...

5. not having ME on any fuck, kiss, nibble, cuddle, wet dreams about etc. lists, that might eventually be scratched into the palm trees or written in the sand

4. Refusing an invitation to an orgy .. err... house warming (geeze , I bet we need to rebuild those little palm leafe shaggs on a daily basis, huh?? *winks*)

3. Sticking to a philosophical, political, scientific or otherwise serious discussion for longer than 15 posts (respectively 15 minutes) without making any indecent offers, showing nudity or participating in any other form of debauchery

2. wearing a little pleated skirt or after those are tattered and torn the accordingly formatted bamboo skirt and picking up dropped items by decently flexing your knees instead of bending over

1. Wearing little white cotton panties and not flashing them at the audience sufficiently before taking them off and letting them fly to dangle from the coconut tree (in lack of a chandellier that will have to do)


Mhhhh - High Peaks, where did you say we could subscribe for that trip???

 

[Guest]

ROFLMAO @Hecate!