Have you put together your urban Ghillie suit?

[AceDesSpades]

Start with three big, black Hefty™ garbage bags...

We started early: Be Prepared!

Three-finger salute.

(the hidden bird)

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I always thought that Urban Camo was a misnomer.


Kinda like that shades-of-blue thing the Navy uses. The ships are gray, FFS.

 

[AceDesSpades]

I like that cammo, but not the round, blotchy stuff.

The jazzy cool stuff.

I asked for some for HOLIDAYmas...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The white bits confuse me. Shades of gray look kinda . . . Stalingrad.


Volgograd???


Maybe the white stands for blotches of sneaux.

 

[AceDesSpades]

Fast-food Styrofoam bits in the dumpster.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I hate that shit. A brisk wind redistributes it everywhere.


https://media.tenor.com/r-X5Vw8WPtEAAAAM/leon-the-professional-norman-stansfield.gif

 

[AceDesSpades]

Use those leather belts with the holes drilled all the way around: longer-lasting than bungees...

Hundreds of uses, cue Billy Mays.


Very professional.
Whimsical.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Man, you oughta see Wat bind an automobile to the car trailer. That last one was tight as Dick's hatband when I got it home as it was when I hit the road.


That car is big enough to leave an entire inch to distribute between front-n-rear.

 

[AceDesSpades]

I need to get a new trailer for the lawnmower.
I don't really need it, but I want it, so I need it.
One of those tilt trailers. A ride on a ride for a ride.

Okay. One more for the road. We're still in Texas. Right?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

We gots a big trailer for the anvils an' sich, and a little trailer for the bikes and lawn tractors an' sich. The landlady can drive a trailer.


If she's going forward.


The little one is a bitch to back cuz ya cain't see it fer shit.


Is California ever going to finish counting votes????

 

[AceDesSpades]

Do we have to tell everyone to leave the baseball cap at home or turn the bill backwards?

... maybe pull your pants down a notch. To blend...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

https://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/34900000/Norman-Stansfield-leon-34927753-245-170.gif

 

[AceDesSpades]

lol meme theme of the morning...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

https://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/34900000/Norman-Stansfield-leon-34927752-245-170.gif

 

[AceDesSpades]

He's just a little "high-strung..."

 

[AceDesSpades]

Okay. Now randomly glue on all of your fast-food containers.

For many of you, these can be gathered out of the backseat of your car. (I don't want to call anyone out

ladies...​

 

[Rebel5soul]

And disposable plastic bags, gotta have those to blend in.

 

[AceDesSpades]

And, to add derelict ambiance, spray down your new suit with your Belitnikoff™ stickum, do your best Trump impressions at a Liberal comedy club, and add to it the touch of old drinks and foo-foo fruit residue...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You know, if the locals would just pick up the trash in Da 'Hood, the place wouldn't look like . . .


Jamaica . . . .

 

[Rebel5soul]

You know, if the locals would just pick up the trash in Da 'Hood, the place wouldn't look like . . .


Jamaica . . . .

Too damn true.

 

[AceDesSpades]

They keep trying to do burn backs like they do in KANSAS to clear the fields...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The Third World is appalling because it won't pick up garbage behind itself.


Some of them must think that Galactic Momma will pick up after them.


After a few decades, they should realize, Bitch ain't comin' . . . .

 

[AceDesSpades]

Reminds me: add a touch of singe on the fringe...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

They're infringed???


Who knew???

 

[AceDesSpades]

The Third World is appalling because it won't pick up garbage behind itself.


Some of them must think that Galactic Momma will pick up after them.


After a few decades, they should realize, Bitch ain't comin' . . . .

And we're supposed to finance it in the name of world peace, or equality or UNICEF or some-tear-jerk shit...