Have you masturbate at work?

oxfordsea

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Did once. And nearly paid the price for it by getting caught by a customer.

Was closing up. Two of us work together. Small retail office. Workmate closed down front and I closed back. I did a walkthrough, checked her areas and let her go. Both of us have keys to open and close. So, i assumed she closed as I went back to complete the rest my closing. Finished. Headed to the bathroom. Pulled pants then underwear down, and realized the relaxation of being over the work day turned me on. Feeling aroused I started touching myself.

I wasn't in the mood to jump in, rub away and be done. Wanted to enjoy the relaxing quiet moment of the day and take a more mellow approach. Started with gentle touching and worked into long slow strokes. Found a good rhythm and just as i was working into an enjoyable pace, I heard footsteps and rustling out front.

Quickly pulled up underwear and pants and headed out front.

Classic moment of startling one another. Recognized the customer. Then realization set in. My face felt fully red and sweaty. Pants were unzipped and fly wide open. I jerked around quickly to face away from her as I tucked in. Think I tried to cover with a slightly whimsical "changing for a party. Sorry, we're closed. Have a nice day."

She left. I have no idea what she thought but it was to close for comfort.
 
Another masturbation thread?

Careful or you'll get labelled the resident wanker.
 
Let's see, didn't wipe, didn't zip up and didn't wash.

I'm guessing either Health Foods or Religious Book Store ?
 
Another masturbation thread?

Careful or you'll get labelled the resident wanker.

My cover up was not so clever. Much more subtle and discreet now. Always opens that door of if you've been caught, where were you and by whom?

Being caught by wife has never been bad. Even worked in my favor a few times. ;) Being caught once by a roommate in college, not so fun. Funny later. Not at time. Embarrassed and couldn't find a hiding place soon enough.
 
Did once. And nearly paid the price for it by getting caught by a customer.

Was closing up. Two of us work together. Small retail office. Workmate closed down front and I closed back. I did a walkthrough, checked her areas and let her go. Both of us have keys to open and close. So, i assumed she closed as I went back to complete the rest my closing. Finished. Headed to the bathroom. Pulled pants then underwear down, and realized the relaxation of being over the work day turned me on. Feeling aroused I started touching myself.

I wasn't in the mood to jump in, rub away and be done. Wanted to enjoy the relaxing quiet moment of the day and take a more mellow approach. Started with gentle touching and worked into long slow strokes. Found a good rhythm and just as i was working into an enjoyable pace, I heard footsteps and rustling out front.

Quickly pulled up underwear and pants and headed out front.

Classic moment of startling one another. Recognized the customer. Then realization set in. My face felt fully red and sweaty. Pants were unzipped and fly wide open. I jerked around quickly to face away from her as I tucked in. Think I tried to cover with a slightly whimsical "changing for a party. Sorry, we're closed. Have a nice day."

She left. I have no idea what she thought but it was to close for comfort.

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