Have you got "one of Those" faces?

[Just-Legal]

I have one of those faces, and apparently I look like a lot of ppl too..

Especially when I'm out.

Wonder how many people who have come up to me and said, "You know, you look familiar?" Only know me because I'm on here? LOL!

 

[rgraham666]

I have one of those faces, and apparently I look like a lot of ppl too..

Especially when I'm out.

Wonder how many people who have come up to me and said, "You know, you look familiar?" Only know me because I'm on here? LOL!

You play with your tits in public?

 

[Just-Legal]

You play with your tits in public?

 

[Verbena]

Any how -do you have "one of those" faces?

Unfortunately, no. I’ve been described as aloof which I don’t really understand.

 

[yui]

Any how -do you have "one of those" faces?

Unfortunately, no. I’ve been described as aloof which I don’t really understand.

It's the goggles.

 

[maggot420]

i have dark piercing eyes that actually startle people sometimes. I open the door when they knock and they visibly recoil when they see me. it works great for salespeople. they usually recover enough to start their pitch but then i just smile slightly and they lose all hope and shrink quietly away.

so no, i dont think i have one of those faces at all.

 

[English Lady]

A dear old lady told me about her holiday's in Thurstaton and about enjoying a packet of crisps and a mug of oxo in the evening.She was 80 and talked to me as if she'd known me all her life. God Bless her


That was all at the bus stop yesterday morning *L*

So yeah..definitely got that kinda face *L*

 

[elfin_odalisque]

You guys are frightening me. I thought I was the last certifiable lunatic on the loose but - have you read this stuff?

I have this tendency to talk to strangers but I've absolutely no idea why this middle aged guy in Circle-K came up to me and asked where the nearest STD clinic was.

Do I look like a doctor... or a patient, or worse, a local!!

 

[English Lady]

elfin...I sure hope he wasn't using it as a chat up line

 

[elfin_odalisque]

elfin...I sure hope he wasn't using it as a chat up line

EL, I'm stoopid - I guess you're right.

He was kinda cute. *starts kicking herself*

 

[English Lady]

*LOL* he needs help with his chat up lines though *L*

 

[elfin_odalisque]

*LOL* he needs help with his chat up lines though *L*

You make me smile - bless you!

 

[BlackShanglan]

i have dark piercing eyes that actually startle people sometimes. I open the door when they knock and they visibly recoil when they see me. it works great for salespeople. they usually recover enough to start their pitch but then i just smile slightly and they lose all hope and shrink quietly away.

so no, i dont think i have one of those faces at all.

I *want* that kind of face. With a smile that sends small animals scampering for cover in the underbrush.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Have you got "one of Those" faces?

Boy do I! I have pimples on my eyes. Not the skin around them or eyelids, right on my eyes! The skin of my face is pitted like a sandblasting gun face-fucked me. The few teeth I have are various shades of yellows and browns, and are splintering out of head a little at a time. The empty gum-holes in my mouth are rancid on a good day, with a variety of insects leaving their larva in the drysockets so they can gestate. My lips look like a set of scabby, STD-infected labia with clumps of hair having pulled away, probably in an attempt to escape. Where the hair has left my face there are puss-dribbling sores, at least one of which is directly below my nose which continually fills my nasal passages with the scent of rotting meat. My lips are continually cracked and the blood and saliva that escapes them is always mixing with the yellow-green fluids from the sores on my chin as they gain momentum and sling from my face in any slight breeze.

My scalp resembles that of someone who is not only suffering from wet leprosy, but also undergoing chemotherapy and being attacked by a scalp-hunting Native American. On one part of my head I've developed a rash that I've scratched so much that my fingernail marks are now easily seen on my exposed skull.

My nose resembles that of the Great Sphinx of Egypt and continually drizzles copious amounts of mucus that readily mixes with the other fluids from the lower part of my face and adds elasticity to the drippings from my chin. With just the right air current I can get a continuous string of slime to run from my chin to three blocks away before it breaks.

And how is it that mine is "one of those faces?" The fucking UPS guy won't stop telling that he swears he saw me, or someone who looks just like me, in one of those fucking George A Romero zombie movies!!!

 

[maggot420]

I *want* that kind of face. With a smile that sends small animals scampering for cover in the underbrush.

hey shang...why the long face?
sorry i couldnt resist

its really not that hard to cultivate that kind of face given enough effort and misfortune.
i could teach you how to make a face like that but i would bet there are more advantages to having a face like yours

 

[BlackShanglan]

hey shang...why the long face?
sorry i couldnt resist

its really not that hard to cultivate that kind of face given enough effort and misfortune.
i could teach you how to make a face like that but i would bet there are more advantages to having a face like yours

The "long face" jokes alone are worth it