Have you Floridians heard any strange noises today? Like a bomb?

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U.S. to Test 'Mother of All Bombs' in Florida


EGLIN AIR FORCE BASE, Fla. (Reuters) - The U.S. Air Force said it planned to drop a 21,000-pound MOAB bomb on a range in northwest Florida on Tuesday in the first live test of a powerful new weapon nicknamed the "mother of all bombs."


The bomb packs 40 percent more power than America's current most powerful non-nuclear bomb, the 15,000-pound "Daisy Cutter" used to pound the caves of Tora Bora in Afghanistan (news - web sites) in late 2001, according to officials at Eglin Air Force Base.

Base officials warned residents in neighboring communities to expect a loud noise when the bomb is dropped from a C-131 "Samaritan" aircraft onto the base bombing range some time between 1 p.m. and 6 p.m. EST.

"They're expecting residents will hear what could be compared to thunder or a slamming door," a base spokesman, Senior Airman Ryan Hansen, said.

But officials did not know how far away the explosion would be audible because it was to be the first live test of the weapon, Hansen said.

"We've done some that were inert. This is the first one with munitions," Hansen said.

The test comes as United States prepares for a potential war to disarm Iraq (news - web sites).

The MOAB is guided by global positioning satellites, an Eglin spokeswoman said. It spreads a flammable mist over the target, then ignites it, producing a highly destructive blast.

Hansen said Tuesday's weather looked good for the test but that if conditions change, the test could be delayed until Thursday.
 
they all had their Belltones turned down and figured their craftmatic adjustable beds just acted up.

Plus, it is nearly dinner time in Florida.
 
brokenbrainwave said:
they all had their Belltones turned down and figured their craftmatic adjustable beds just acted up.

Plus, it is nearly dinner time in Florida.
lol...can't miss the $5.99 early bird special
 
actually they are reporting the test went off without a hitch. They also apologize for knocking down the spring breakers wall of empty beer cans done in protest of the war.
 
brokenbrainwave said:
actually they are reporting the test went off without a hitch. They also apologize for knocking down the spring breakers wall of empty beer cans done in protest of the war.
I can just see thousands of drunk coeds looking around in wonder saying, "Did you hear that?" "No, babe, here, have another drink. You're hearing things."
 
Cleo32 said:
I can just see thousands of drunk coeds looking around in wonder saying, "Did you hear that?" "No, babe, here, have another drink. You're hearing things."
what would have been funny is if they were having a fart lighting congo line about the time the test went off....
 
brokenbrainwave said:
they all had their Belltones turned down and figured their craftmatic adjustable beds just acted up.

Plus, it is nearly dinner time in Florida.


LOL!!!! you are the King!!!!!
 
Cleo32 said:
I can just see thousands of drunk coeds looking around in wonder saying, "Did you hear that?" "No, babe, here, have another drink. You're hearing things."

HEY! Who farted!:D
 
Guess the panhandle still attached to Fl cause the local news hasn't said any differnt :nana: Glad they do that stuff over there and not close to where we live in Fl and NO we don't wear hearing aids well atleast not all of us LOL. :nana:
 
Tranquility said:
Guess the panhandle still attached to Fl cause the local news hasn't said any differnt :nana: Glad they do that stuff over there and not close to where we live in Fl and NO we don't wear hearing aids well atleast not all of us LOL. :nana:

This was where I was going to take this thread. LOL I figured that Florida was floating somewhere in the Atlantic from what the news said about that bomb.
 
I wonder if everytime someone uses the overwrought phrase "Mother of all..." Momar shakes his head with heavy regret.
 
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