Have you ever...

[Jenny_Jackson]

Gone on a date and had a "Popcorn Surprise?" I'm wondering if I'm the only one

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Popcorn sunrise? Is that a date where you stay up all night watching movies?

 

[rachlou]

Gone on a date and had a "Popcorn Surprise?" I'm wondering if I'm the only one

I have had dates that involved popcorn at some point - but i never had a nasty surprise! Please do enlighten us as to what happened...

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I have had dates that involved popcorn at some point - but i never had a nasty surprise! Please do enlighten us as to what happened...

First time, I dug my fingernails in really good. I'm sure he still has the scars

Second time I told him (different guy) it needed more butter, told him I was going to the bathroom and got up and left. He's prolly still waiting.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Oh, I missread that first post...

No, I have never done that.

 

[rachlou]

First time, I dug my fingernails in really good. I'm sure he still has the scars

Second time I told him (different guy) it needed more butter, told him I was going to the bathroom and got up and left. He's prolly still waiting.

Nice! Should have told him it was too salty! I hope he needed trauma counselling afterwards...

 

[lipsofanangel]

First time, I dug my fingernails in really good. I'm sure he still has the scars

Second time I told him (different guy) it needed more butter, told him I was going to the bathroom and got up and left. He's prolly still waiting.

I don't know why but the idea of a guy still waiting in the theater just amused the hell out of me.

 

[glynndah]

I wonder if he finished the popcorn himself.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I'm either showing my innocence or my stupidity here because I have no idea what a "Popcorn Surprise" is.

Okay, I googled it.

No, that's never happened to me.

 

[Guest]

I wonder if he finished the popcorn himself.

No doubt.

 

[The_Fool]

I was thinking buttery popcorn. A date where you were licking your fingers afterwards...

 

[Guest]

I was thinking buttery popcorn. A date where you were licking your fingers afterwards...

Yum.

I don't think that's what she meant, however.



(You wanna go on a popcorn date with me, Fool?)

 

[Stella_Omega]

Nice! Should have told him it was too salty! I hope he needed trauma counselling afterwards...

Or that it wasn't salty enough.

 

[Manyspurts]

No...but I did get a handjob once during a movie from a GF while watching Lawnmower Man, there was nowhere to cum except in an empty popcorn container. I held it in front and she did the aiming...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I never get movie dates. All I get is Jiffy Pop at home.

 

[Guest]

No...but I did get a handjob once during a movie from a GF while watching Lawnmower Man, there was nowhere to cum except in an empty popcorn container. I held it in front and she did the aiming...

Lawnmower Man????

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

OMG

http://ca.geocities.com/clydeascope@rogers.com/clyde/popcorn.htm Too Funny