Have you ever............

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...............start out one on thought and within 30 sec. been thinking about something not even related to your original thought?

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............ever wokin' up and thought that chewing your arm off really was a valid option?

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...............ever thought back to the time when the name of the dope you smoked meant something more than a marketing slogan..............and you could tell the difference?

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Constantly sipped so much of your own homemade...

...that your brain is eternally pickled?
 
...............ever thought that eyer thinks he's God?

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........realized that "No' is the most powerful work in the English language *and a few others as well?

The trick is knowing when to use it.

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It would be funny if this turned into a Playground style neverending thread.
 
Have you ever wondered which Litster would win a drinking contest?

I think we have a few contenders.
 
.............ever been freaked out because the TV told you you may 'inactive follicles?'

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Have you ever............

...heard this one:

A GBer dies and goes to heaven, where she meets Saint Peter manning the Pearly Gates. As Pete checks his list, the newly deceased glances afar, where she views someone sitting in front of a giant computer screen, above which is mounted a giant monitor displaying the poster's output, which just happens to read mentions of stuff like...

...wannabe...racist piece of sh!t...playground cvnt.

Wow, says the expired GBer...

...I didn't realize eyer had died.

Oh, that's not eyer, replied Saint Pete...

...that's God - he just thinks he's eyer.
 
................ever think about the fact that half of any drug commercial is all the bad shit that could happen and almost all end with 'death'?

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