Have you ever written erotica so hot, that you had to stop and masturbate?

[Willie Stroker]

Wow! That just happened to me!

 

[cantdog]

Yep.......................

 

[English Lady]

Nope -though when i write I often have to stopafter the sex scene and pounce on my husband

 

[Ferawyn]

Hmm, nope. When I'm on a roll writing I need both my hands for typing.

Although I do occasionally enjoy myself re-reading and editing.

 

[Recidiva]

Usually goes in reverse for me.

But damn, I love the guys I write. I'd do 'em.

I'm just lucky they're all safe in my head and I'm the only girl they have access to.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Usually goes in reverse for me.

But damn, I love the guys I write. I'd do 'em.

I'm just lucky they're all safe in my head and I'm the only girl they have access to.

selfish bitch...
I'd share any of mine, if you asked for 'em..

 

[Recidiva]

selfish bitch...
I'd share any of mine, if you asked for 'em..

I want them all. ALL of them. Really, I'm just greedy.

Send. Seeeend. They talk to me, they like me.

It's best I'm not left alone.

Apparently my husband's job is to protect every other male on the planet from me.

 

[impressive]

Many times.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I want them all. ALL of them. Really, I'm just greedy.

Send. Seeeend. They talk to me, they like me.

It's best I'm not left alone.

Apparently my husband's job is to protect every other male on the planet from me.

ROFMLAO! I just skimmed through your stories. I ADORE the comments on "Heaven can wait"

"Durr... whut did the editors choos this wun fer? I dunt gittit!"
High praise indeed!

 

[Recidiva]

ROFMLAO! I just skimmed through your stories. I ADORE the comments on "Heaven can wait"

"Durr... whut did the editors choos this wun fer? I dunt gittit!"
High praise indeed!

Well. I have an effect on people. Dead stop or full steam ahead.

My favorite is the zero with "Please, please, don't give up your day job. This was terrible."

From what I gather, I make people think. They don't like that, nossir.

I've gotten lists of words I should include. I can't stop laughing.

 

[dramaqueen47]

Wow! That just happened to me!

Same with me. I love writing it and sometimes when I am on a roll I make myself so hot that I can come without touching myself. Other times I stop and just do it.

 

[Willie Stroker]

Same with me. I love writing it and sometimes when I am on a roll I make myself so hot that I can come without touching myself. Other times I stop and just do it.

exactly!

 

[rgraham666]

Not yet.

But I'm working on it.

 

[kbate]

I think every writer of erotica finds their own material to be 'wank hot'. I edited 400 stories for another site and as a courtesy would send a "finished" note to each author along with the edited manuscript. I was frequently amazed when their comments would be "Thank you, that story makes me so hot," while it had done nothing at all for me.

My own erotica is only mildly warm to me, as I have difficulty writing in a genre that I actually enjoy. I do better writing with a target audience in mind than I do for myself.

 

[thebullet]

One often sees a story which is perfectly normal story: well written and logical. The paragraphs are short and concise, the spelling is good, etc etc, ad naseum.

Then the writer begins his sex scene. Suddenly you have a 15 sentence paragraph with bad spelling, poor grammer, and missing words.

It's hell to type with one hand.

 

[AppleBiter]

Wow! That just happened to me!

Sure have.

 

[Willie Stroker]

Sure have.

and??

 

[Kassiana]

What's really embarrassing is when it happens at work.

Not that I've ever written sex stories at work, of course. Or gotten myself off afterward, either.

 

[AppleBiter]

and??

And I came. What do you want?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

ohhh yes... I have...

I admit, though, usually I just end up squirming in my chair, because I can't wait to see how it's all going to turn out...

THEN I go play...!

 

[Recidiva]

What's really embarrassing is when it happens at work.

Not that I've ever written sex stories at work, of course. Or gotten myself off afterward, either.

I work at home now, so this is not a problem, but I used to work in a place that had just one little restroom with a lockable door.

Linoleum gets me hot for some reason. Must be from having my head stuck in the corner with my legs...well, you get the picture.

No, I don't have real pictures.

 

[Willie Stroker]

I work at home now, so this is not a problem, but I used to work in a place that had just one little restroom with a lockable door.

Linoleum gets me hot for some reason. Must be from having my head stuck in the corner with my legs...well, you get the picture.

No, I don't have real pictures.

damn, I just ripped up my Linoleum and put down tile....had I known.

 

[Recidiva]

damn, I just ripped up my Linoleum and put down tile....had I known.

You'd have had a job opening and a camera installed first?

 

[Mari J]

"Have you ever written erotica so hot, that you had to stop and masturbate?"

Well, it was hot enough for me, so yes.

 

[JRaven]

Have you ever written erotica so hot, that you had to stop and masturbate?
Wow! That just happened to me!

Hell yes. I always have to run the fantasy through my head first. Then I write it down. As the fantasy is written, I'm much more involved in it. Before it's over, I've got my hand in my panties. Now, I do most of my writing during the day. Kids are in school, hubby is a work, I'm nude....

Jenny