Have you ever wondered...

[zydrate]

Who has the time to sit around gluing all those Os together for the Spaghetti-Os?

 

[Niriate]

What your pet is doing when you're not at home?

 

[zydrate]

who makes sure that all the alphabets are present in alphabet soup?

 

[Niriate]

why your appendix is still present, even after millions of years of evolution.

 

[Britwitch]

What noise do giraffes make?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

How did anyone EVER see a manatee and think beautiful woman with flowing hair, fish tail and nekkid breasts?

 

[marauder13]

How did anyone EVER see a manatee and think beautiful woman with flowing hair, fish tail and nekkid breasts?

Booze? Being horny enough to see a female form in a plank? A vivid imagination?

I know! All three together

 

[Veroe]

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.

 

[Annisthyrienne]

Why does a light switch have 'On' and 'Off" printed on it. If it's on, you can see it's on. If it's off, you can't read it in the dark!

 

[Mz_Cunningham]

How am I resisting the urge to asnwer most of these wonderings?

 

[popcorn2721]

Ever wonder who blacks the eyes of the peas in a can of black eyed peas?

 

[dragonrazor]

If a tree falls in the forest and it kills a mime and nobody's around to see it, does anybody care?

 

[Niriate]

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?

So true! So damn true!

 

[Last_Rider]

Why some actors keep getting work?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Why would anyone care about Waldo and where he is now?

Why does the pillsbury doughboy make that noise?

Why is orange fanta sooooooo good?

 

[dragonrazor]

Why do people like Klondike Bars.

 

[Annisthyrienne]

Why is there a decal on the door of Burger King that states in English printing, "Braille and picture menus available on request."

If you needed a braille or picture menu, I doubt you would be able to read that decal!

 

[zydrate]

if it's possible to get fucked into unconciousness....


YES! hahaha!!!

I believe it is.......

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

if it's possible to get fucked into unconciousness....


YES! hahaha!!!

I believe it is.......

It is! Papi is a beast.

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? I never can keep myself from biting into it.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? I never can keep myself from biting into it.

One...
Two-HOOO!
Thrrrreee!
*crunch*

 

[Cheska]

Why is it called a Hot Water Heater, you don't need to heat hot water.

What is the sound of one hand clapping, and what is the sound of one man getting the clap?

Will M.Knight Shyamalan get a clue and stop directing? or at least stop being an idiot?

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Does Darth vader sleep with a Teddy Wookie?

 

[Cheska]

Why isn't there a Butt Plug of the Month Club?

Ever see those Dildo's that are supposed to be shaped like Dragon Penises? How do they know they got it right?

Who the FUCK uses one of these? THOR

 

[DarkWarrioress]

O.O ....

Why isn't there a Butt Plug of the Month Club?

Ever see those Dildo's that are supposed to be shaped like Dragon Penises? How do they know they got it right?

Who the FUCK uses one of these? THOR

 

[Cheska]

O.O ....

I know, these are important questions!