Have you ever wondered what happens to penises during naked skydiving?

[PowerOfOne]

Ok, so my mind wonders about wierd things. But if you have ever wondered, click on this link.

 

[Black_Bird]

Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch...

 

[Laurel]

Yikes. That can't feel good.

 

[bigrednz]

Boobs don't fare to well either!

Concave boobs

 

[PowerOfOne]

OMG on the concave breasts! Another good rationale about why it is foolish to jump out of a perfectly good airplane! OUCH!!

 

[Siren]

OMG, and what I want to know is.........

 

[PowerOfOne]

Re: OMG, and what I want to know is.........

how come he is hard?

and

How did he get hard falling?

huh?

ROFL! Someones mind goes off in areas I had not even thought about! Thanks for the insight!

 

[Siren]

Honey my mind goes places almost no one else goes

 

[bigrednz]

Re: OMG, and what I want to know is.........

how come he is hard?

and

How did he get hard falling?

huh?

The guy behind him has got his finger up his ass.

 

[PowerOfOne]

Re: Honey my mind goes places almost no one else goes

and I still want an answer to my questions.

I want an answer to your questions also, Siren. However, the photo did not post the man's phone number. Maybe some of our fellow Lit members have had such an experience, but will they admit to it?

 

[LadyDarkFire]

Now why in the world would anyone want to jump out of an aircraft? I don't even like flying on the damn confined things so high up, I would NEVER jump out of one.

 

[registered "^^"]

Finally there is proof for the term go fuck yourself!

 

[registered "^^"]

Re: Re: Honey my mind goes places almost no one else goes

I want an answer to your questions also, Siren. However, the photo did not post the man's phone number. Maybe some of our fellow Lit members have had such an experience, but will they admit to it?

Very few things fall out of the sky, but among them are birdshit and idiots!

 

[LadyDarkFire]

The Difference between an unlucky golfer and an unlucky skydiver:

Golfer:
*thwack* Damn!

SkyDiver:
Damn! *thwack*

 

[sch00lteacher]

I can honestly say that I never sit and wonder about penises in any situation.

I told you already, I am a little homophobic, stems from a few childhood incidents of abuse. I can't stand pornograpy that shows penises. I don't care for pictures of naked men. I have trouble surfing the net because everywhere you go there is a penis. "Want to enlarge your penis?" I don't like penis jokes even. But that is my hang up isn't it. I'm not telling anyone to stop.

I can handle women pretty well though. No problems there.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Now why in the world would anyone want to jump out of an aircraft? I don't even like flying on the damn confined things so high up, I would NEVER jump out of one.

I am scared of flying. I took up skydiving while in the army, as a part of my work, but kept it up afetr I got out. I now have 973 logged jumps and am no longer scared of flying... I'm just terrified of landing.


I've never jumped naked... I respect my wedding tackle too much for that.

 

[Black_Bird]

The Difference between an unlucky golfer and an unlucky skydiver:

Golfer:
*thwack* Damn!

SkyDiver:
Damn! *thwack*

ROFLOL

Hey - this thread gives a whole new definition to "flying fuck," doesn't it?

 

[alltherage]

God i hope the chute opened. This could get embarrassing.

 

[Siren]

Re: Re: Honey my mind goes places almost no one else goes

 

[PowerOfOne]

I can honestly say that I never sit and wonder about penises in any situation.

I told you already, I am a little homophobic, stems from a few childhood incidents of abuse. I can't stand pornograpy that shows penises. I don't care for pictures of naked men. I have trouble surfing the net because everywhere you go there is a penis. "Want to enlarge your penis?" I don't like penis jokes even. But that is my hang up isn't it. I'm not telling anyone to stop.

I can handle women pretty well though. No problems there.

May I ask why you went specifically to a thread that mentions Penis in the title? Hmm..where is our Lit psychologist when you need him/her?

 

[Siren]

P of O.........the psychiatrist is...........

 

[SweetBrat73]

rotflmao

That was funny

 

[PowerOfOne]

Re: P of O.........the psychiatrist is...........

Skydiving naked.

Siren, please page our resident Literotica shrink to go to the thread, "I've never masturbated and I don't know which hole". ROFL! These get better and better. ROFL!!

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

I am a certified skydiving instructor and tandem jumper. I also used to do some stunt work for film and television and I still do on occasion.

I have never jumped nude (and I never will), but I have jumped in a two piece bathing suit (for an advertisement) and it is so fucking painful.

Those pictures look so painful! My Gawd! I wear a sport bra that is practically made of steel when I jump and I can't imagine not doing so. I won't even tandem with anyone naked. Those pics are gonna give me nightmares

 

[Siren]

Re: Re: P of O.........the psychiatrist is...........