Have You Ever ... V2

[HBergeron]

Not quite that. The vibe was there for sure but somebody clued me in that the guy had some issues. I won't get into that here but that person was right.

HYE had your pants fall down in public?

Was 'pantsed' as a Cub Scout, so more pulled down than fell down.

HYE flashed your naked genitalia to your lover in a public place?

 

[Jada59]

Was 'pantsed' as a Cub Scout, so more pulled down than fell down.

HYE flashed your naked genitalia to your lover in a public place?

Not really.

Have you ever had to go pee only to find out that your zipper was stuck in the up position?

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Was 'pantsed' as a Cub Scout, so more pulled down than fell down.

HYE flashed your naked genitalia to your lover in a public place?

Nope!

Have you ever sent explicit texts to the wrong number?

 

[HBergeron]

Nope!

Have you ever sent explicit texts to the wrong number?

No (that really was for you, baby...)

HYE been so horny that you mastirnated in the bathroom at the supermarket?

(Hi baby... Rowr!!!)

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

No (that really was for you, baby...)

HYE been so horny that you mastirnated in the bathroom at the supermarket?

(Hi baby... Rowr!!!)

Nope....

(Hey Love Rooowwwwr)

Have you ever got caught by onlookers as you were trying illicit things in public with others?

 

[HBergeron]

Nope....

(Hey Love Rooowwwwr)

Have you ever got caught by onlookers as you were trying illicit things in public with others?

Um... once or twice (happily, not by cops)

HYE had sex in a parking garage?

 

[bobb_sledd]

Um... once or twice (happily, not by cops)

HYE had sex in a parking garage?

Not full on sex, just oral.

HYE been propositioned by a subordinate at work?

 

[Pantyboy74]

Not full on sex, just oral.

HYE been propositioned by a subordinate at work?

Lol yes.

HYE left a film before the end?

 

[bobb_sledd]

Lol yes.

HYE left a film before the end?

I have, on a few occasions.

HYE masturbated after putting the kids to bed while babysitting?

 

[Leigh81]

I have, on a few occasions.

HYE masturbated after putting the kids to bed while babysitting?

Pretty sure I haven't

HYE fell asleep on public transit & missed your stop??

L

 

[kevin_1s]

Pretty sure I haven't

HYE fell asleep on public transit & missed your stop??

L

No I havent.

HYE caught the wrong bus/train?

 

[Elmo_Lincoln]

No I havent.

HYE caught the wrong bus/train?

I got on the wrong school bus once (we're talking a long time ago), but once I realized that I didn't recognize anyone, I promptly got off.

HYE taken the wrong off-ramp/on-ramp on a highway (especially if it caused you to travel several miles to get back to where you were going)?

 

[kevin_1s]

I got on the wrong school bus once (we're talking a long time ago), but once I realized that I didn't recognize anyone, I promptly got off.

HYE taken the wrong off-ramp/on-ramp on a highway (especially if it caused you to travel several miles to get back to where you were going)?

Yes I have, in the days before sat nav

HYE ever broken down on a motorway?

 

[Pantyboy74]

Yes I have, in the days before sat nav

HYE ever broken down on a motorway?

Nooooo....... Turned upside down. Does that count ?

HYE got completely lost and ended up miles from where you should have?

 

[kevin_1s]

Nooooo....... Turned upside down. Does that count ?

HYE got completely lost and ended up miles from where you should have?

Yes, if it was on a motorway

No l haven't.

HYE run out of fuel on a motorway?

 

[funluvinaj]

Yes, if it was on a motorway

No l haven't.

HYE run out of fuel on a motorway?

Nope.

HYE had a migraine?

 

[FortybutNice]

Nope.

HYE had a migraine?

Yes- they’re awful!

HYE been to Europe?

 

[funluvinaj]

Yes- they’re awful!

HYE been to Europe?

Flew through Amsterdam, and spent a night when I missed my connecting flight, on my way home from West Africa

HYE hosted a dinner party?

 

[FortybutNice]

Flew through Amsterdam, and spent a night when I missed my connecting flight, on my way home from West Africa

HYE hosted a dinner party?

Often!

HYE been to a formal, full dress ball?

 

[funluvinaj]

Often!

HYE been to a formal, full dress ball?

Nope. Fanciest I’ve beem is my wedding day and that didn’t turn out so great

HYE lied to a friend about the food they cooked being good?

 

[hotcpu]

Nope. Fanciest I’ve beem is my wedding day and that didn’t turn out so great

HYE lied to a friend about the food they cooked being good?

Does the ex-wife count cause it was awful

HYE not paid for a meal at a restaurant?

 

[funluvinaj]

Does the ex-wife count cause it was awful

HYE not paid for a meal at a restaurant?

Only because someone else did!

HYE shoplifted?

 

[FortybutNice]

Does the ex-wife count cause it was awful

HYE not paid for a meal at a restaurant?

Yes. Twice.

HYE been kicked out of a restaurant?

 

[funluvinaj]

Yes. Twice.

HYE been kicked out of a restaurant?

Nope.

HYE wished your life was completely different?

 

[FortybutNice]

Nope.

HYE wished your life was completely different?

Yes but happily not recently.

HYE left your career and retrained as something else?