have you ever thought about animals?

[juicyloosey]

I know this is a very taboo subject.... However, have you ever fantazie about animals. Or better yet had an experiance with one? I have often wonder what it would be like to be with a dog. But one side of me knows it is wrong, and the other part wants to do it so badly. Please if you have any postitive comments please share. However, if you find this distastful, just leave and forget you ever saw it.

 

[Sillyman]

Short of losing my virginity to a stuffed panda, no, I haven't.

 

[Bindii]

Short of losing my virginity to a stuffed panda, no, I haven't.

Lmao!

*leaving and trying to forget I ever saw this thread*

 

[juicyloosey]

silly man that is not exactly what i meant but nice try

 

[Sillyman]

silly man that is not exactly what i meant but nice try

I'm sorry. Certain topics just are not recieved well by the board, and beastiality is one of them. You aren't going to get many responses to this subject I'm afraid. If you are really intrested in this topic, then I suggest you look in other places. However please feel free to join in any other board discussions.

 

[juicyloosey]

I don't see why? They talk about incest on here a lot. And in my opion that is just as taboo as what I brought up.

 

[Sillyman]

I don't see why? They talk about incest on here a lot. And in my opion that is just as taboo as what I brought up.

Not as much as you think. While they are incest stories on the board, and occasionally someone posts something about it, the general consesus is against incest and most people who bring the topic up are ridiculed. Those who admit liking it in fantasy have a great deal to deal with, and those who claim to have actually done it will be ridiculed.

It is a just as much of a taboo. Certain subjects on the board will sink. I'm sorry, but that's the way of the board.

 

[batter]

i never wanted to be with a dog, but to BE a dog would be cool.

who else can get their nose up a females crotch when they come in the door and just get patted on the head and have them say, "hello there, did you miss me?"

hell, who wouldnt want to roll over onto their back and have a female come over and rub your belly for ya!

woof !!!!

 

[riff]

I want to sing!


Animals-- Talking Heads
-----------

I'm mad...And that's a fact
I found out...Animals don't help
Animal think...They're pretty smart
Shit on the ground...See in the dark.

They wander around like a crazy dog
Make a mistake in the parking lot
Always bumping into things
Always let you down down down down.

They're never there when you need them
They never come when you call them
They're never there when you need them
The nevere come when you call them down down down down.

I know the animals...Are laughing at us
They don't even know...What a joke is
I won't follow...Animal's advice
I don't care...If they're laughing at us.

They're never there when you need them
They never come when you call them
They're never there when you need them
The nevere come when you call them down down down down.

They say they don't need money
They're lvinign on nuts and berries
They say animals don't worry
You know animals are hairy?
They think they know what's best
They're making a fool of us
They ought to be more careful
They're setting a bad example
They have untroubled lives
They think everything's nice
They like to laugh at people
They're setting a bad example
(Go ahead) Laugh at me.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

baaaaaaaaaaaaa mama was a shheeeeeeepppp and daddddy wasss a hillbilly, baaaaaaaa


(ok that was about as goofy as this freakin thread, but silly had already claimed my stuffed panda sex line )

 

[PepperminTrish]

baaaaaaaaaaaaa mama was a shheeeeeeepppp and daddddy wasss a hillbilly, baaaaaaaa


(ok that was about as goofy as this freakin thread, but silly had already claimed my stuffed panda sex line )

Goofy is good. It'll keep people from actually thinking about (and getting grossed out by) the original topic of this thread.
*shudder*

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Goofy is good. It'll keep people from actually thinking about (and getting grossed out by) the original topic of this thread.
*shudder*

so baby, want a three way with me and my pet goat?

 

[PepperminTrish]

so baby, want a three way with me and my pet goat?

Ewwwwwww ................. just Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!



(sheesshh, just my luck, I finally get invited to a threesome and I get grossed out!! )

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Ewwwwwww ................. just Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!



(sheesshh, just my luck, I finally get invited to a threesome and I get grossed out!! )

what can I say, I am just such a charming son of a bitch it aint even funny. just wear some cans, Wilbur gets hungry during the middle part

 

[PepperminTrish]

what can I say, I am just such a charming son of a bitch it aint even funny. just wear some cans, Wilbur gets hungry during the middle part

Charming??
Oh yeah, THAT'S the word I'd have chosen too.


Now does he have any particular cans that he prefers?? Gotta keep Wilbur happy, ya know!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Charming??
Oh yeah, THAT'S the word I'd have chosen too.


Now does he have any particular cans that he prefers?? Gotta keep Wilbur happy, ya know!

tin of course, duh

 

[PepperminTrish]

tin of course, duh

That's it! Wilbur and I are voting you outta the threesome.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

That's it! Wilbur and I are voting you outta the threesome.

fine fine fine be that way!

 

[Tantanah]

I know this is a very taboo subject.... However, have you ever fantazie about animals. Or better yet had an experiance with one? I have often wonder what it would be like to be with a dog. But one side of me knows it is wrong, and the other part wants to do it so badly. Please if you have any postitive comments please share. However, if you find this distastful, just leave and forget you ever saw it.

I don't think it was intended for animals to be loved in this way.

YUCK!!!!!

 

[hatara]

I had a cat that used to sleep on my bed by my feet. He was my perpetual foot warmer.

 

[RawHumor]

You may want to try the Personals or the Playground. You may get a better reception.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

"THE SHEEP-CHILD"

by James Dickey

Farm boys wild to couple
With anything with soft-wooded trees
With mounds of earth mounds
Of pine straw will keep themselves off
Animals by legends of their own:
In the hay-tunnel dark
And dung of barns, they will
Say I have heard tell

That in a museum in Atlanta
Way back in a corner somewhere
There's this thing that's only half
Sheep like a woolly baby
Pickled in alcohol because
Those things can't live his eyes
Are open but you can't stand to look
I heard from somebody who ...

But this is now almost all
Gone. The boys have taken
Their own true wives in the city,
The sheep are safe in the west hill
Pasture but we who were born there
Still are not sure. Are we,
Because we remember, remembered
In the terrible dust of museums?

Merely with his eyes, the sheep-child may
Be saying saying

I am here, in my father's house.
I who am half of your world, came deeply
To my mother in the long grass
Of the west pasture, where she stood like moonlight
Listening for foxes. It was something like love
From another world that seized her
From behind, and she gave, not Iifting her head
Out of dew, without ever looking, her best
Self to that great need. Turned loose, she dipped her face
Farther into the chill of the earth, and in a sound
Of sobbing of something stumbling
Away, began, as she must do,
To carry me. I woke, dying,

In the summer sun of the hillside, with my eyes
Far more than human. I saw for a blazing moment
The great grassy world from both sides,
Man and beast in the round of their need,
And the hill wind stirred in my wool,
My hoof and my hand clasped each other,
I ate my one meal
Of milk, and died
Staring. From dark grass I came straight

To my father's house, whose dust
Whirls up in the halls for no reason
When no one comes piling deep in a hellish mild corner,
And, through my immortal waters,
I meet the sun's grains eye
To eye, and they fail at my closet of glass.
Dead, I am most surely living
In the minds of farm boys: I am he who drives
Them like wolves from the hound bitch and calf
And from the chaste ewe in the wind.
They go into woods into bean fields they go
Deep into their known right hands. Dreaming of me,
They groan they wait they suffer
Themselves, they marry, they raise their kind.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

in addition I would like to add an excerpt of "My mother, the tree"

"she was young and slender and reached to the sky
you sick fuck, to do what you did, you had to be high"