Have you ever taken nude photos of yourself with your smartphone?

Do you got porno pix of yourself on your iphone or computer?

  • Yes

    Votes: 24 58.5%
  • No

    Votes: 17 41.5%

  • Total voters
    41

Mike_Yates

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Have you ever used your smartphone to take nude photos of yourself for the viewing by your significant other?

According to a recent poll, roughly 70% of the tens of thousands of young women questioned between ages 18-30 said that they have done this.

And also according to the recent celebrity apple icloud photo storage hack, many celebrities have done this as well.
 
As a rule- if someone gives you their phone and you don't want to be a complete asshole, look at the picture, do not swipe, do not touch the phone in any way- just look at the picture and give it back.

This is why those tables in commercials will never be real. The one where you set your phone down and all your pictures just come spilling out. No one wants that. 90% of those pictures are porn. You don't need that on your smart coffee table.

You don't really need coffee on your smart coffee table either. Smart coffee table is a terrible idea altogether.
 
there's no porn on my phone.

also, mike... 'Do you got' ? really??
 
I'm going to say that around 95% of the photos I take are nudes. The other 5% are pics of my dog. Well, maybe 93 nude, 5 dog, and 2% miscellaneous.
 
I'm going to say that around 95% of the photos I take are nudes. The other 5% are pics of my dog. Well, maybe 93 nude, 5 dog, and 2% miscellaneous.

Technically, the dog is probably nude as well...
 
Technically, the dog is probably nude as well...

Her hair suit leaves more to the imagination than my birthday suit, however. Though, yes, this is technically correct. The best kind of correct.
 
Her hair suit leaves more to the imagination than my birthday suit, however. Though, yes, this is technically correct. The best kind of correct.

Yes..I always feel I am cheating when I am creatively correct.
 
I got a lot of requests, but I never fulfilled any. Dick flicks isn't my kind of thing.
 
I had a request from a lady on another site, so I had to oblige. Never sent one at ramdom though.
 
...my dog is very rarely nude... Because he's a spoiled asshole.

Mine hates when I put clothing on her. She hunches her shoulders and gives me a hang dog expression until I release her from the confinement.
 
I had a request from a lady on another site, so I had to oblige. Never sent one at ramdom though.
 
Mine hates when I put clothing on her. She hunches her shoulders and gives me a hang dog expression until I release her from the confinement.

Sparks fucking loves clothes. Once at the vet they had to put a muzzle on him and I flipped my shit because fuck that put a muzzle on my adorable little house dog- he's a baby and he's fragile and he's gonna freak out and they need to just power through it-

They put him on it and he's like, "This is punk as shit. How's this look? Kinda feel like the black just blends in with my fur. Dad. Check this out. We need to get one of these. Does it come in green? My favorite vest is green."

He /totally/ thought it was an accessory.
 
All the time, including <<< that one over there. My iPad is old, the pictures don't take very clear.

I have my cloud turned off.
 
Sparks fucking loves clothes. Once at the vet they had to put a muzzle on him and I flipped my shit because fuck that put a muzzle on my adorable little house dog- he's a baby and he's fragile and he's gonna freak out and they need to just power through it-

They put him on it and he's like, "This is punk as shit. How's this look? Kinda feel like the black just blends in with my fur. Dad. Check this out. We need to get one of these. Does it come in green? My favorite vest is green."

He /totally/ thought it was an accessory.

This cracks me up...you WOULD have a pet that is a clothes horse!
 
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