Have You Ever Snagged Your Penis With A Zipper? (wince)

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about ten years ago....i watched as a lover zipped up his shorts....free-balling....no underwear...it was a fast jerk up.....then his eyes bugged out....a loud yelp was emitted.....and i stood there....stiffling a giggle fit....really not knowing what to do...flashing to an emergency room visit....explaining what the problem was.....my friend was able to carefully lower the zipper with just a lil scratch...i was too stunned to render first aid....but i'm not sure if i ever saw him zip up again without underwear on......<nodding>

the zipper caught on cock scene in Something About Mary had me in tears....

anyway....i stumbled upon this surfing.....and it's stuff we all ought to know....just in case....you can never be too prepared you know.....:)

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What To Do If Your Zipper Gets Caught On Your Penis

Usually a male has gotten dressed too quickly and not wearing underpants, accidentally pulled up penile skin into his zipper. The skin becomes entrapped and crushed between the teeth and the slide of the zipper, thereby painfully attaching the article of clothing to the body part involved (most often the penis or less often the area beneath the chin).

What to do:

1) Paint the area with a small amount of povidone-iodine and infiltrate the skin with 1% lidocaine (plain). This will allow the comfortable manipulation of the zipper and the article of clothing.

2) Cover the area with mineral oil. This lubricates the moving parts and often frees the skin without having to cut the zipper.
If the mineral oil alone does not work, then cut the zipper away from the article of clothing to leave yourself with a less cumbersome problem.

3) Cut the slide of the zipper in half with a pair of metal snips or an orthopedic pin cutter. The patient is less likely to be frightened if this procedure is kept hidden from his view. If you are unable to break the two halves of the zipper slide apart using a metal cutter, then take two heavy duty surgical towel clamps and place their tongs into the side grooves at both ends of the slide. then grip one clamp firmly in each hand and then twist your wrists in opposite directions. This often will pop the two halves of the zipper slide apart, releasing the entrapped skin.

4) Pull the exposed zipper teeth apart, cleanse the crushed skin, and apply an ointment such as povidone-iodine.

5) Tetanus prophylaxis should be administered as needed.


What not to do:

~ Do not cut clothing if mineral oil releases the zipper.

~ Do not destroy the entire article of clothing by cutting into it.

~ You only need to cut the zipper away allowing repair of the clothing.

~ Do not excise an area of skin or perform a circumcision; it only creates unnecessary morbidity for the patient.


have you ever gotten your penis caught it in your zipper?
 
I almost got my penis caught in a zipper once.

Then I remembered that I have a vagina.
 
Yes, while trying to run out my girlfriend's house when her parents came in the room. One word for it:
OUCH !!!
 
Not recently , but I have done it in life and It is not a fun time at all.............Hurts like a Mother Fucker..............:eek:

*Holding dick and nuts*
 
Not a chance.. I love Mr. Happy waaayyy to much to be that careless around him! :D
 
MY dad's solution to

Tooth aches, the penis caught in zippers and a host of other problems was a pair of pliers.

I would guess that is why he rarely found out about anything.
 
I've worn sweatpants most of my life so it hasn't been a big issue.
 
not in a zipper but i caught it in a slinky once...don't really want to talk about it.
 
Re: MY dad's solution to

fgarvb1 said:
Tooth aches, the penis caught in zippers and a host of other problems was a pair of pliers.
OMG! :eek: That's more painful than the original concept thought of this thread!!! Geezzzz.... <crossing legs>
 
On the few times I've forgotten to wear undies, I suppose I might have gotten my wee wee caught in the zipper. ouch, just ouch.
 
Yes.

The problem has such a steep learning curve that one isn't likely to be as quick & careless for the next 15 years or so.
 
I've done it more than once.....

There are times when having a foreskin just isn't worth it.......
 
Never got it caught... you take care of your best asset, and make sure it is always tucked away safely before you lock the gates up.
:)
 
unclej said:
not in a zipper but i caught it in a slinky once...don't really want to talk about it.



You don't? :(

I suppose begging wouldn't change your mind? :D
 
take notes ok kitts??? or did you ever find that pencil you were looking for?;)
 
lobito said:
On the few times I've forgotten to wear undies, I suppose I might have gotten my wee wee caught in the zipper. ouch, just ouch.

You suppose you might have??? I'm thinking that would be something that would make a fairly definite impression (pun stridently intended).

I've yet to do it, myself. I think.
 
h hell no! this done when i was little got caught hurt like hell , can only imagine now when there is actually something down there, just knocj me out and drug me up, and get me to a hospital
 
lol i cant stop laughing, i know people say it hurts but i have the urge to watch something about mary....franks and beans hehehe
 
I live in terror that my son will do it. I just know my husband will be at work if it happens.

I have a special does of zanax put away for such a day. For me. I'm fucking calling 911 if it happens.
 
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