Have You Ever Snagged Your Hemorrhoid With A Zipper? (wince) ( 1 2 )

[TWB]

That would be nasty.

 

[Ginny]

<wince>

oh mercy.....talk about....

do those 'roid thingies have stuff in 'em?....like would they be leaking stuff?

 

[TWB]

Blood, I think.

 

[chromefreak]

No...

Normally by this stage in getting dressed, I realize that my pants are on backwards, and give up, go back to bed to sleep off the rest off the hangover.

Never snagged my penis in one, either.

 

[Ginny]

so you have hemorrhoids, chrome?

how interesting....


are they dangly?

 

[Ginny]

Blood, I think.

oh yeah...i've heard of bloody 'roids before.....now mind you...i've never had that kinda butt problem......<knocking on wood>

 

[TWB]

(Music playing)

Do Your 'roids hang low
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie em in a knot
can you tie em in a bow. . .

 

[TWB]

oh yeah...i've heard of bloody 'roids before.....now mind you...i've never had that kinda butt problem......<knocking on wood>

You take too good care of that butt to have any 'roids.

 

[chromefreak]

so you have hemorrhoids, chrome?

how interesting....


are they dangly?

If I do I've never noticed 'em...

...Too busy trying to find that damn zipper behind me.

 

[Secret Kate]

 

[Ginny]

(Music playing)

Do Your 'roids hang low
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie em in a knot
can you tie em in a bow. . .

lmao....seeing a pretty bow tied in 'roid flesh on some dude as he bends over...yikes...even grosser....a chicky......the secret garden.....untie the roid......paradise is yours......

 

[TWB]

*chuckle*

An anal 'roid chastity belt.

 

[unclej]

if there's a catagory in the annual awards for the "weirdest assed crap to be thinking of when you ought to be doing something productive" then i'm nominating this one.

 

[Devilish1]

That would be nasty.

OMG i hope not....... I hope i never do either

 

[Guest]

That would be nasty.

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You would also be trying to put your pants on backwards.

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Re: Have You Ever Snagged Your Hemorrhoid With A Zipper? (wince) ( 1 2 )

 

[TWB]

Re: Re: Have You Ever Snagged Your Hemorrhoid With A Zipper? (wince) ( 1 2 )

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You would also be trying to put your pants on backwards.

Depends on how well hung you are.

Uh, your 'roids are.

urp.

 

[kiwiwolf]

That would be nasty.

Hemorrhoids ... no. Foreskin... yes.

 

[J.B.]

OUCH!

Poor you.

 

[binkley]

Damn. Don't tell me you had a massive zit on it and had just gotten over an outbreak of V.D.

 

[J.B.]

You know you guys are starting to make my head hurt here.

 

[TWB]

Asprin?

 

[J.B.]

Thank you.

 

[Ginny]

http://www.only-in-canada.com/hoint.jpg ?

 

[J.B.]

LMAO!

That what you need sugah?