Have You Ever Smoked Ramen?

[Marxist]

Bruce!

 

[seXieleXie]

*cough*callmenowdamnit*cough*cough*


i have a bowl almost every day. i ramen.

 

[Laurel]

Damnit! I was missing the point. When they said, "Have a bowl of Ramen," I was eating the stuff. It tasted terrible - that should've been my first clue.

 

[Marxist]

*cough*callmenowdamnit*cough*cough*


i have a bowl almost every day. i ramen.

I'd call you but it seems as though you're smoking ramen. I don't want to fuck up your high.

 

[seXieleXie]

I'd call you but it seems as though you're smoking ramen. I don't want to fuck up your high.

dissed and dismissed


time to go jump off a curb.

 

[Marxist]

Damnit! I was missing the point. When they said, "Have a bowl of Ramen," I was eating the stuff. It tasted terrible - that should've been my first clue.

The packets of "Oriental" flavoring always mystified me. I've never met an Oriental that tasted anything like that shit.

 

[seXieleXie]

The packets of "Oriental" flavoring always mystified me. I've never met an Oriental that tasted anything like that shit.

this made me laugh so hard my roommate had to ask me what was so funny. she's two doors down the hall talking to someone else.

 

[kotori]

i smoked salmon. sliced really thin, easier to roll that way

 

[Laurel]

Well, watermelon flavor never tastes like watermelon, either.

 

[Marxist]

this made me laugh so hard my roommate had to ask me what was so funny. she's two doors down the hall talking to someone else.

Is she Oriental? Quick, go take a bite and report back.

 

[seXieleXie]

watermellon flavored ramen?

 

[Marxist]

Well, watermelon flavor never tastes like watermelon, either.

Yeah, and red Kool-Aid never tasted like red either.

 

[seXieleXie]

Is she Oriental? Quick, go take a bite and report back.

she's whiter than paper.

 

[Marxist]

she's whiter than paper.

What's the Ivy League coming to...

 

[seXieleXie]

What's the Ivy League coming to...

yeah it's no longer the microcosim of diversity that it once was...

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I'm contacting the ACLU....toilet paper should not be white. Who runs the toilet paper companies anyways? The NAACP?

 

[Marxist]

yeah it's no longer the microcosim of diversity that it once was...

Yum, honkey flavor...

 

[Laurel]

she's whiter than paper.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[seXieleXie]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

nonono. pasty is good. really, it is!

 

[Saint Peter]

Lord,

Thank you for these noodles


Ramen

 

[Laurel]

nonono. pasty is good. really, it is!

YAY!

 

[Marxist]

Laurel, do you want a pot?

 

[Laurel]

A teapot or a spaghetti pot?

 

[Marxist]

A pot.

A pot belly.

Pot bellies are sexy.

 

[Laurel]

I have one! Didn't you see it?