have you ever seen your butthole?

[pointless]

i'm pretty sure i haven't. hell, i haven't even seen my own. that makes me sad. the not seeing mine part. your's are probably all gross and diseased and stuff while i'm certain that mine is pristine and beautiful and smells of fairy farts and cupcakes.

 

[lovetoread]

My butthole is so beautiful there are odes written about it.

 

[pointless]

i'm seriously tempted to make an age joke here, but i'll be nice.

 

[BotanyBoy]

 

[phrodeau]

There are a few posters on here that look just like it.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

You'd have to be pretty flexible.

 

[pointless]

or know how mirrors and cameras work.

 

[KRCummings]

Only in pictures. Don't recall ever seeing it in real life but I guess its possible I have. Not like I've never been naked around mirrors. Could've happened.
It is what it is. A butthole. I am neither impressed nor grossed out.
Well, I guess I could be impressed if it did a trick or something and be grossed out if I was looking at while I was pooping. Don't see either of those things happening though.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

You didn't say image/reflection of your butthole, now did you?

 

[pointless]

yeah, i don't ever want to see it pooping. that would just be wrong. a person just shouldn't see that tricks or no tricks.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I saw blobfish's butthole. I'm still trying to get over that one.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

uhmm no lol

 

[daystate]

Fuck me pointless that's funny I laughed that loud my wife asked me what was up

 

[The Mutt]

First of all, I don't fart. I break wind.

Second of all, I don't break wind.

 

[Mike_Oxready]

First of all, I don't fart. I break wind.

Second of all, I don't break wind.

And I only shit ice cream.

 

[Adre]

Yes, it's attractive. For a butthole.

 

[islandman]

In general, women have beautiful buttholes.

Men tend to have jungles down there.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

In general, women have beautiful buttholes.

Men tend to have jungles down there.

So, I'm guessing yours is jungle free? From all the action?

And stop sucking up. ffs

 

[sweepthefloor]

I have seen my asshole and all kinds of assholes, even actively pooping assholes.

 

[BiTodd]

no jungle near mine, It looks delicious.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

no jungle near mine, It looks delicious.

This is turning into a Steve Miller song.

 

[MNGuy]

I've seen my colon, does that count?

I had my first over 50 colonoscopy last fall.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I've seen my colon, does that count?

I had my first over 50 colonoscopy last fall.

Did they edit out the butthole part?

 

[MNGuy]

Did they edit out the butthole part?

Yup. They showed me what was going on after the camera was up the butt.

Either that or I was too busy flirting with the hot nurse.

Nothing is sexier that a fifty year old man, with a camera up his butt.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Yup. They showed me what was going on after the camera was up the butt.

Either that or I was too busy flirting with the hot nurse.

Nothing is sexier that a fifty year old man, with a camera up his butt.

You weren't twilighted? Do you live in a third world country?