Have you ever pissed in your car?

[SigmundFraud]

Ever get stuck in traffic and have to piss?

What did you do?

 

[Sean]

I used to drive trucks. I've pissed out of a window before now.

 

[pink]

I've always wondered what race car drivers do when they have to pee? What do you do in the middle of 400 or 500 miles of racing? Pee your pants?

 

[doctor_insanus]

I've always wondered what race car drivers do when they have to pee? What do you do in the middle of 400 or 500 miles of racing? Pee your pants?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W5qzlP2sjQ

 

[Laurel]

Police say that Lisa Nowak planned to kidnap and kill someone she considered a romantic rival for the affection of another astronaut.
[...]
Nowak wore diapers on the almost 1,000-mile drive from Houston to Orlando so she wouldn't have to stop, the Sentinel reported.​

- read the full article Astronaut Faces Attempted-Murder Charges (from NPR)​

 

[Killswitch]

I've always wondered what race car drivers do when they have to pee? What do you do in the middle of 400 or 500 miles of racing? Pee your pants?

You generally lose so much fluid through perspiration that you don't have to pee. Plus the g-forces are like a high horsepower pee pee dance.

You're also not consuming a lot of fluids.

 

[pink]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W5qzlP2sjQ

LOL I have never seen that one. cute.

 

[imalickin]

You generally lose so much fluid through perspiration that you don't have to pee. Plus the g-forces are like a high horsepower pee pee dance.

You're also not consuming a lot of fluids.

What? They hydrate like crazy before a race. They hydrate like crazy during a race. And still they lose weight like crazy. Sure, it's all water weight, but hey, they come out of that car weighing less than when they entered it.

ETA: No, never. There are always places to go, even when on the road, rest stops, gas stations, Killswitch's house, you know places like that.

 

[mamasota]

Ever get stuck in traffic and have to piss?

What did you do?

Sigmund, I enjoy your Threads

I think it would be an exciting sight, a man peeing through the window.
And that could stop the traffic.
Also I would watch, closely, especially if it was near to Killer's house

 

[Killswitch]

What? They hydrate like crazy before a race. They hydrate like crazy during a race. And still they lose weight like crazy. Sure, it's all water weight, but hey, they come out of that car weighing less than when they entered it.

ETA: No, never. There are always places to go, even when on the road, rest stops, gas stations, Killswitch's house, you know places like that.

Some do some don't. They also never used to have these drink machines or cool suits on
board like they do now in Nascar, but theres a zillion other forms of racing that don't have all that crap too.

Bottom line is no you don't usually have to pee IN the car....but as soon as you step out....look out.

 

[SigmundFraud]

Sigmund, I enjoy your Threads

I think it would be an exciting sight, a man peeing through the window.
And that could stop the traffic.
Also I would watch, closely, especially if it was near to Killer's house

This is the only real advantage men have over women in my opinion. Our ability to pee anywhere without a lot of prep. Pee in bottle, we can stand up or sit down. We can turn our backs and pee against a wall. Whatever it takes. Poor women on the other hand peeing just leaves you so exposed. Due to the peeing issue and that icky thing you get monthly I am so glad I'm not a women. I wouldn't mind having killer juggs though. Not moobs but real lady tits that I could play with. I just need to get a GF with big tits. Definitely be easier. I wonder if matchmaker has a big tit selection for matchups?

 

[Killswitch]

Sigmund, I enjoy your Threads

I think it would be an exciting sight, a man peeing through the window.
And that could stop the traffic.
Also I would watch, closely, especially if it was near to Killer's house

You're crazy!

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

No, but I've pissed in your car.

 

[mamasota]

You're crazy!

Looks like I am in the right place, Killer
I am earning my Degree in General Thread Boarding LOL

 

[ChinaBandit]

For all those idiots that park classic 'ragtops' down on a Saturday night...What do you expect?

 

[jeninflorida]

I used to drive trucks. I've pissed out of a window before now.

and I'm sure you passed out - in those same trucks

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I've certainly owned cars I felt like pissing ON!

 

[Bidin~Time]

Not on purpose

 

[sweepthefloor]

No, but I pissed in the bed.

 

[JustaSCOUNDREL]

I have never pissed in my car, I have however pissed while I was in my car. For a while I did a fair abound of long distance driving in remote places. I kept a pint bottle under the seat for emergency relief.I used to laugh at the Alka Seltzer jingle. "Oh, what a relief it is." It sure was.

Mike

 

[thør]

A friend of mine had a powered sailplane that he'd fly from Anchorage over to the Wrangell Mts, soar on the waves, and then fly back. He'd be in the air for 12 hours plus. When he'd leave, there would be several full bottles of Aquafina water in the right seat. On return, there's be several bottles of piss in the right seat.

 

[Not Normal]

I've pulled over and peed on the side of the road.

 

[Beco]

Ever get stuck in traffic and have to piss?

What did you do?

Pull over for Christ sake....