Have you ever done this to your husband/boyfriend?

[Sillyman]

Ever stretched out your SO's urethra to make it look like their cock was talking? Or am I just odd?

 

[Rubyfruit]

I vote, odd.

 

[Private Vasquez]

yeah, and it said "quit that, weirdo"

 

[alexandraaah]

You mean they don't talk?

 

[Rubyfruit]

*sigh*

If only I had my own penis to play with.

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: *sigh*

If only I had my own penis to play with.

You have no idea how many times a day I utter those words.

 

[Private Vasquez]

watch out it doesn't blow chunks on you.

 

[Raina]

I'm gonna go with odd too...but now I am going to really freak my guy out tomorrow when I see him.

 

[Sillyman]

Re: *sigh*

If only I had my own penis to play with.

I'm certainly more than willing to loan you mine. Of course you might have to share with draaah. I only have the one unfortunately.


Go for it Raina.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I don't think you understand.

I want it attached to my body.

 

[Raina]

Re: Re: *sigh*

Go for it Raina.

Yeah, I can just see it now...

We're getting all hot and I reach down, slide my hand over his cock, slowly stroke it...

Then I grab the head, and make it say, "I wuv you Raina!"

He's gonna shit.

 

[Laurel]

Um, no.

 

[J.B.]

I've never done it....







but have thought about it

 

[alexandraaah]

I don't think you understand.

I want it attached to my body.

I want it attached to your body too.

Then, you, me and Sillyman can have a FFMM thing happening kinda sorta yeah.

*trails off...*

 

[Guest]

Ever stretched out your SO's urethra to make it look like their cock was talking? Or am I just odd?

You mean all men don't do that with their own? How odd.

Moon

 

[juicygirl]

Nope, never done it and I actually think something is odd. Course opening up the urethra is something they do, or so I understand, in some aboriginal tribes for the tribal elders. Though I flirted with the idea briefly, being a pretend transie named Hans, I would like to see Rubyfruit with a penis. Or 'draaah for that matter.

 

[Sillyman]

I don't think you understand.

I want it attached to my body.

Well, hey anything for you Rubes. I've always supported organ donation, and I suppose I should put my organ where my mouth is, so to speak.

I'll just by myself a prosthetic, and then I'll never have to worry about impotence.

 

[Latinababe]

ummm...your odd