have you ever deepfryed french fries while naked?

Todd-'o'-Vision

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maybe its just the ack of blood from the vampire doctors but i find deep frying french fries while naked mildly erotic
 
I find anything to do with french fries tasty...


If I could find a way to work french fries into kinky sex.. ooohhhh momma!
 
Actually I have....

but it was only cause I was having a really bad craving for them...honest! :eek:
 
No I haven't, but I think I can manage sleeping naked.

Yeah, really adventurous, I know. :rolleyes:
 
I wouldn't recommend frying anthing naked unless you get off on scalding oil splattering your skin.
 
there is something to be said for the erotic side of being splattered with flaming hot oil *giggle* and i'm sure any pain would be instantly forgotten once the first delicious fry was popped into your mouth :)
 
Just as long as the hideous scars from the burning oils can be hidden by your clothing or some such thing.
 
I rarely get popped by the grease when I am frying...

Geez now watch me get the crap burned out of me the next time I fry some fries up. :rolleyes:
 
I haven't but my husband did in his shorts one summer day many moons ago. The grease started a fire, he grabbed the handle without a glove, the grease spilled down his stomnache and legs and he ended up in emerg.


I tend to think that playing with hot oil while your sexual organs are flying free is not a really really smart thign to do.
 
fgarvb1 said:
yes i have, but todd, why would you ask such a thing?:confused:


I don't know which scares me more. the fact that you have done that naked or waiting for Todd's answer.
 
Naked cooking definitely makes it easier for me to get to my lover's body just before dinner... yummmm...

...but deep frying? That seems a little dangerous, even for us.
 
LOL, dangergirl! I was born to be wild. iv'e done lot's of things naked.

out ran the cops (driving a car eighty mph down a dirt road)
walked down the beach after a long fuck (weekday)
skinny dipping is hardly worth bringing up.
and on and on. the fact is when i was single i often worked around (inside )the house nude.
 
fgarvb1 said:
LOL, dangergirl! I was born to be wild. iv'e done lot's of things naked.

the fact is when i was single i often worked around (inside )the house nude.

Nothing better than a naked man doing housework! :D ;)
 
dangergirl said:
I haven't but my husband did in his shorts one summer day many moons ago. The grease started a fire, he grabbed the handle without a glove, the grease spilled down his stomnache and legs and he ended up in emerg.


I tend to think that playing with hot oil while your sexual organs are flying free is not a really really smart thign to do.

OUCH!!! Deep fried penis!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:
 
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