Have you ever been too prison?

[VaticanAssassin]

Wait for the poll fuckers!

 

[bronzeage]

Any prison is too prison for me.

 

[Disgustipated]

"also" prison?

 

[TexasWife25]

I imagine a porn site is sorta the mecca for pervs and sex offenders

I fall into the perv category myself.

 

[Cheyenne]

Nope, no prison for me. Our dog had to go to doggie prison for 10 days though.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Twice, both in down town Waikiki and just overnight. Once for trespassing ( going back to a bar after they kicked me out). The other time they just held me overnight till the 1stSgt came and got me. No chargers. It seems I was trying to sleep in off in my car and would not open the door for the cop who was trying to check on me. I just kept repeating.." You keep on knocking but you cant come in" ......I was a funny drunk

 

[CHNOPS]

Just the dark, dark prison that is my soul, man.

:thousandyardstare:

 

[GracefullyYours]

Misspelling a word in the title of your thread....

- 8,954 points

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Misspelling a word in the title of your thread....

- 8,954 points

But I get +8954 points for making a poll on my phone. So net net I am all good....

 

[chillywilly2]

yyyup

 

[Wings27]

Prison or jail? These are two different things.

 

[breakwall]

sounds so street. I'm too fucking prison for this shit. I'mma go work at Wendy's.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Prison or jail? These are two different things.

I was wondering who the first anal retentive person would be to point that out!

Spent the night or days behind bars...jail or prison

 

[Garnate]

sounds so street. I'm too fucking prison for this shit. I'mma go work at Wendy's.

Fuck that. Let's knock over a Wendy's and maybe we can be cellmates.

*Prepares for prison raping*

 

[Wings27]

Well geez. I have been to jail. I sat in the chair outside the bars though.

I didn't have any pants on.

I've been to prison but only because I was working on a project for them.

I'm street! Fear me!

 

[breakwall]

Fuck that. Let's knock over a Wendy's and maybe we can be cellmates.

*Prepares for prison raping*

just don't swap me to some rough trick for a pack of gum.

 

[Garnate]

just don't swap me to some rough trick for a pack of gum.

I'd never trade you for anything less than a carton of smokes. Trust.

 

[Angellica1612]

Well geez. I have been to jail. I sat in the chair outside the bars though.

I didn't have any pants on.

I've been to prison but only because I was working on a project for them.

I'm street! Fear me!

You didn't have any pants one?? There's got to be a story here...

 

[Angellica1612]

I want to know who chose answer #1!

 

[breakwall]

I'd never trade you for anything less than a carton of smokes. Trust.

Baby, you say the sweetest things.

Now bend over.

 

[Garnate]

Baby, you say the sweetest things.

Now bend over.

I done been bent over! Any idea how hard it is to type like this? Let's go watch that porn.

 

[GirlScouts_USA]

VAT is fantasizing about gay prison sex again.

 

[Sean]

sounds so street. I'm too fucking prison for this shit. I'mma go work at Wendy's.

Holy fuck, look who it is!

 

[breakwall]

VAT is fantasizing about gay prison sex again.

kink is kink. I don't judge.

 

[breakwall]

Holy fuck, look who it is!

shit! i'm getting a contact drunk just from reading this!