Have sex in your workplace?

[sassysasha89]

Not everyone works in an office but how to become the office slut without losing your job?

 

[talldad1]

Not everyone works in an office but how to become the office slut without losing your job?

I think it largely depends on where you work and what's expected. But probably in all cases discretion is quite important. And it will be easy to fuck men in your office even if you are being very discreet about it. Just make sure and not do something like fuck your boss, or someone where you will create a conflict of interest. And of course, don't get involved romantically. Some things are easier said than done though. Good luck!

 

[bailadora]

You know that saying "don't shit where you eat?" Yeah - that!

Former HR professional here. I saw these cases take ugly, ugly turns. It NEVER turned out well for either party. With today's sue happy environment, employers do not take this shit lightly. All it takes is one person to get pissed off at you, lodge a formal complaint and you just might find yourself standing in the unemployment line.

Proceed at your own risk.

 

[AdjectiveNounVerb]

You know that saying "don't shit where you eat?" Yeah - that!

Former HR professional here. I saw these cases take ugly, ugly turns. It NEVER turned out well for either party. With today's sue happy environment, employers do not take this shit lightly. All it takes is one person to get pissed off at you, lodge a formal complaint and you just might find yourself standing in the unemployment line.

Proceed at your own risk.

I've even seen where it was completely open and legit, where people who worked in the same office (but different departments) dated and married each other. Failed catastrophically : not three years later, acrimonious divorce and she requests transfer to different city.

 

[Carnevil9]

It helps if you work in a whorehouse.

 

[culloden]

Bailadora nails it. I'm a manager, not an HR pro, but it seems like literally half the management training I've received covered dealing with sexual harassment and workplace relationships.

Tread carefully. Finding your life partner at work is one thing - that might be worth losing your job over. Being the office slut? Not so much, I think.

 

[subwannabe]

Sassy: You don't really say much of anything in your post. It would be helpful if you could expand on your question. Everyone who has replied has taken the obvious approach and given some good answers but I can't help but feel that maybe your question hasn't been interpretted 100% correctly. You could tell us a little more about your job, how you feel about it, and how long you have worked there. Is there a particular reason you want to be an office slut instead of just an everyday normal slut? Are there a lot of hunks in your office? Anway I can't help but feel we could answer your question better if we had a few more facts.

 

[sethp]

I've gotten blow jobs at 2 different jobs, but they didn't work there and weren't clients. At my last job, I had sex with two of my co- workers but not on the job...in their houses.

 

[marcap]

Just make sure and not do something like fuck your boss, or someone where you will create a conflict of interest.

I would say fuck your boss first and get photos (and even better if he is married). That way when you start fucking other guys and things go bad, and they likely will, your boss will be afraid to fire you

Or, be smart and heed bailadora's advice.

 

[njlauren]

Balladora is right on the money, I would tell you it isn't worth it. Whatever thrill you get out of being 'the office slut', it isn't worth it. Among other things, that is how you will be seen, which means your job prospects would be blown to hell, the people who fucked you would think you are a bimbo, and those who don't fuck you will think you are a mindless moron doing this to try and get promoted.....and then if you are dealing with husbands or boyfriends (or girlfriend or wives if that is your proclivity), you are in for a world of hurt when it gets discovered...just not worth it. There are plenty of people outside the office who would be more then willing to fuck you, the 'thrill' of doing it with coworkers isn't worth it.