Have no fear Super Virgin Man is here

Todd-'o'-Vision

Super xVirgin Man
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Faster than a sped on Ritalyn,
Stronger than the odor of a football locker room,
Able to leap a condom Isle in a single bound . . .

Its a slut, its a whore, no its SUPER VIRGIN MAN.

Able to maintain his celibacy upon hours and hours of unendurable sexy Literotica ladies flaunting thier suppulent bodies.

Able to douse the burning fires of lust in a single ejaculation.

Abble to masturbate endlessly.

Stay tuned for adventures of . . . SUPER VIRGIN MAN
 
metal_minx said:
do you need a sidekick? i'll be chaste girl :p

sure but i don't know how long Super Virgin Man and Chaste Girl can remain "pure and wholesome working so closely togeher, there are always those tight situations to watch out for ;)
 
Fly over here doll,lets see how long it takes us to change your name to super no-more-a-virgin man.
 
sunstruck said:
Bitch! lol you stole my wit! I've been looking for that all day.

It's all mine, baby! Eat your heart out! Or you can eat something of mine if you'd like.
;)
 
In the midst of the darkest shadows of the city lurks the dregs of its population. Cast-offs, the homeless, the insane, the criminals, the sexually promiscuous. Penetrating the tightly closed orifices of the wettest parts of the rain drenched metropolis is the bringer of hard justice . . .

SUPER VIRGIN MAN!

Along with his chastity-belted sidekick, CHASTE GIRL, he thrusts himself through the tightly sealed murky underworld of the city, penetrating its depths in search of the even super-villian STUBBORN HYMEN.

Take your ease, citizens, SUPER VIRGIN MAN and CHASTE GIRL are here to sheath the shaft of the criminal element with the very latex of righteousness!

[/end trailer]
 
KillerMuffin said:
In the midst of the darkest shadows of the city lurks the dregs of its population. Cast-offs, the homeless, the insane, the criminals, the sexually promiscuous. Penetrating the tightly closed orifices of the wettest parts of the rain drenched metropolis is the bringer of hard justice . . .

SUPER VIRGIN MAN!

Along with his chastity-belted sidekick, CHASTE GIRL, he thrusts himself through the thighly sealed murky underworld of the city, penetrating its depths in search of the even super-villian STUBBORN HYMEN.

Take your ease, citizens, SUPER VIRGIN MAN and CHASTE GIRL are here to sheath the shaft of the criminal element with the very latex of righteousness!

[/end trailer]
i'm slightly aroused now...let's go virgin man i want some adventures ;)
 
too bad i dont have a webcam...*sigh* guess you'll have to wait :) not that i dont mind hehe
 
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