Have Men Lost Their Balls

[TonyG]

I enjoy watching Politically Incorrect and bringing some of the topics here.

Last night the first topic was that Mr. Maher believed men have been feminized. That all too often we will say "Sure dear, I'll mop the kitchen floor" when what we really want to do just then is watch female mud wrestling on TV. He felt that we do and say things to get, what he called 'The Nod of Affection', that slanted tilt down of the women's head with a "Ahh, thank you dear". This way we are storing up points for the next time we are told we did something wrong. He stated that women have conditioned men, in a relationship, to seek the 'Nod' before our own desires. In other words we have lost our balls.

What do you think or are you afraid your honey might read this thread?

 

[Nobody Special]

Maybe.... But hey Women have been fighting for Equal rights for over a 100 yrs, and when they get them and are treated like the men they most start crying that the work is too hard, so now some women think that men need to do house work (wich I don't mind doing as long as it is shared by both men and women) to show that they are Equal to men... But when only one person is doing the house work and the other is complaining that it isn't getting done and doing nothing to help with it.. then it is unfare.. so where is the actual Equel Rights at?? I don't know, I'm just a man that is confused byu the way women think and what they do, esp. when the other contradics the other...

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[Gavin the juggling monkey]

Yes most men have, i on the other hand slap my missus round the head when i get in, demand to know where my fucking dinner is (all she'll get a right fucking kicking) before leaving her to clean the plates. Ill then spend the next few hours reading and looking at pornography before forcing her into 2 minutes of unsatisfying painfull sex.( for which she'll recieve a slap and told to get me a cup of fucking tea)
is that more like it??

 

[CreamyLady]

Sorry, guys, I couldn't resist:

[From the Arkansas Democrat Gazette]

Two local men were seriously injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday morning. Woodruff County deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc and Billy Ray Wallis, 38, of Little Rock are listed in serious condition at Baptist Medical Center.

The accident occurred as the two men were returning to Des Arc after a frog-gigging trip. On an overcast Sunday night, Poole's pickup truck headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older model truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullet from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering wheel column. Upon inserting the bullet, the headlights again began to operate properly and the two men proceeded on eastbound toward the White River Bridge.

After traveling approximately 20 miles and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged and struck Poole in the right testicle. The vehicle swerved sharply to the right exiting the pavement striking a tree. Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident, but will require surgery to repair the other wound. Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released. "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his balls off or we might both be dead," stated Wallis. "I've been a trooper for ten years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how this accident happened," said Snyder.

Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia, Poole's wife, asked how many frogs the boys had caught and did anyone get them from the truck. (Way to go, Lavinia!)

 

[Expertise]

Sorry, guys, I couldn't resist:

[From the Arkansas Democrat Gazette]

Two local men were seriously injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday morning. Woodruff County deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc and Billy Ray Wallis, 38, of Little Rock are listed in serious condition at Baptist Medical Center.

The accident occurred as the two men were returning to Des Arc after a frog-gigging trip. On an overcast Sunday night, Poole's pickup truck headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older model truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullet from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering wheel column. Upon inserting the bullet, the headlights again began to operate properly and the two men proceeded on eastbound toward the White River Bridge.

After traveling approximately 20 miles and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged and struck Poole in the right testicle. The vehicle swerved sharply to the right exiting the pavement striking a tree. Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident, but will require surgery to repair the other wound. Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released. "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his balls off or we might both be dead," stated Wallis. "I've been a trooper for ten years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how this accident happened," said Snyder.

Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia, Poole's wife, asked how many frogs the boys had caught and did anyone get them from the truck. (Way to go, Lavinia!)

I demand in fact beg that some of you retired jarheads form an ad hoc TRAP team and rescue April. Fucking Arky is worse than she made it out to be.

Did somebody make this shit up? Talk about perpetuating a regional stereotype, I mean if only their Mobile Home had been struck by a tornado this would be a made for TV movie.

 

[CreamyLady]

I don't know how made up it is. I received it in an email with several nominees for the 2000 Stupid Awards. The citation was given, though not the date.

By the way, most of the nominations involved firearms. One was a lawyer who was demonstrating the strength of the glass on the 24th floor of his office building.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Have men lost their balls???

I don't know about the other's......

But I have four.

 

[Canadian Goddess]

have men lost their balls?

Hopefully not

 

[DarkAngel]

I don't know about anyone else.. But I do not need anyones approval do what I want. If I want to go somewhere I go.. no questions asked no answers given...

I think it is more about people going soft... They brake a nail they cry for a week. They trip in a store and scratch there hand they have to Sue... boring... get a life and try jumping for 30,000 feet and then tell me that you have balls.

For a special note.. I have jumped from 30,000 feet.. HALO.. and I must say... I was in heaven... pure joy... pure joy..

 

[jcgirl]

Re: Have men lost their balls???

I don't know about the other's......

But I have four.

But what are they made of?

 

[willywanker]

**hand checking before starting to type**, Yes I still have my balls, got several more in the closet, pull them out according to the season. Right now, got a bag beside the door with two 16 pound balls in it.

But to get back to the topic, my wife works almost as many hours as I do, so if I want a clean house, I had better be willing to help some. She still does a lot more around the house than I do, but I don't think it takes a guys balls away to do some house work from time to time.

 

[DarkAngel]

It should be no problem for a guy to do some domestic things.... O wait... thats right thats womens work... I forgot... dam I guess I will go dirty the floor and the dishess again... and after I just cleaned them.....

 

[Comshaw]

Expertise said:
"I demand in fact beg that some of you retired jarheads form an ad hoc TRAP team and rescue April. Fucking Arky is worse than she made it out to be."

I hate to tell you this, but it sounds like those two must have been ex-jarheads!

Am I feminized? Not on your fucking life! Am I pussy whipped? Yes dear. (What better thing to be whipped by?)

Comshaw

 

[April]

After reading that story, I am ashamed. And I really would not be surprised if it is true!

 

[Siren]

I fucking love Bill Mahrer and Politcally incorrect...he is always right on.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I accused my ex husband

of not having balls BECAUSE he wouldn't help around the house.

S'matter of fact I think I grew some for having to do it all while I was married... hey! Maybe I got myself pregnant and he's not even the father? hehe

 

[Roll-One]

Have men lost there balls?

I don't think so !!!

 

[R Nitelight]

tony_gam

This thread has made me so angry I could cry!

 

[Laurel]

I enjoy watching Politically Incorrect and bringing some of the topics here.

Last night the first topic was that Mr. Maher believed men have been feminized. That all too often we will say "Sure dear, I'll mop the kitchen floor" when what we really want to do just then is watch female mud wrestling on TV. He felt that we do and say things to get, what he called 'The Nod of Affection', that slanted tilt down of the women's head with a "Ahh, thank you dear". This way we are storing up points for the next time we are told we did something wrong. He stated that women have conditioned men, in a relationship, to seek the 'Nod' before our own desires. In other words we have lost our balls.

Shit, if we have to go to work, the least you guys could to is mop the damn floor.

Women have recently been taking on roles generally reserved for men and you don't hear anyone bitching about the masculinization of women. In fact, we say that women are now Empowered. Empowered, because they too can work 60 hour weeks at salaried jobs and get paid for 40. Empowered, because they too can frenetically juggle a career and a life. Empowered, because they too can die early from stress-related illnesses.

So, I don't think men are being feminized. They're being Empowered. They now have the power to take out the garbage, to iron their own clothes, to make meals, to participate in the upkeep of a household. The balance of work is being split more equitably between the sexes. It's not making men into sissies. It's making them into well-rounded people who can feed, clothe, and care for themselves. I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing.

 

[Angelus]

I would probably have to say no to that question. I just think that men have finally adapted to women and what they can do around the home and everywhere else to help. I look at what the generation before mine used to do and it shocks the hell out of me because they do nothing to help the woman and think that they are the ruler of the home. That has to be the biggest joke that I have ever heard in my life. All the man in the generation before ours did and still does is go to work then come home and expect dinner waiting for them on the table and if not then they want to know why.

Our generation does everything that they can to help the woman around the house. Hell, we even cook now and take care of the kids- not just the usually you take the kids. So, I would have to say to the question... no way.

 

[Mortto56]

Personally I don't have a problem with equal rights as long as it don't impact me personally.

But I see it all the time at work.Hard jobs go to the guys,easy jobs go to the women.
I worked in a department a couple years ago that was the axle line.There was 3 of us that was absentee replacements.Myself,another guy,and a lady.
Every time one of the axle hang jobs was open,the foreman always had Gary or me do the job,never sent Nelly to do it.
So one day Gary and I asked the foreman why Nelly didn't have to go do the axle hang job,and you know what he said?,"Now you two should be ashamed of yourselves for asking that question.You know she can't do that job!"
Man,you talk about burning my ass! I was so pissed off I couldn't see straight.

Now don't get me wrong,but I believe if your getting the same pay,then do the same fucking work for that pay.Or shut the fuck up about equal rights.

Just my 2¢ worth,so "FLAME" away ladies!....I can take it,cause I have BRASS BALLS!

 

[TonyG]

Originally posted by Laurel
...Women have recently been taking on roles generally reserved for men and you don't hear anyone bitching about the masculinization of women.

Actually, I keep hearing of more and more blue collar work places where the men complain about women taking over their jobs. 'This is a man's job' is the comment I read about the most. I think there are still many men who feel a woman's place is somewhere other than where the men work.

For the record, I am a strong believer of equal rights between the sexes.

Originally posted by Laurel
...In fact, we say that women are now Empowered...

Now I know what is meant by an empowerment zone being created in the big cities. It's a place where they store all the women

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Hmm, serious or silly?

Bit of both.

Men have dumb sticks. Simple. They haven't lost their balls, women have just started to relise how much power they have and wield it. Penis, who'd have one.

Now the issue of equal rights will take a long time to settle down. Consider a pendulum, it swung a long way to the male, it's got to swing the other way a bit, then back again before it can arrive at real middle ground. Currently laws and morals are swinging towards protecting women, their 'important' isues (eg. sexual harrasment is not much of an issue for most guys) and their rights. It will change. Men will stop being pussy whiped (yeah baby, do you like that?) and women will be oppressed again, for a while.

Am I coherent? I doubt it.

 

[Lil-Brandi]

I like...

guys that have balls! (giggling) That sounds kind of funny!

Ok, I like guys that are "strong" and over-flowing with self confidence and self-esteem. Guys that can think for themselves turn me on! No, I don't like guys that physically get what they want, but one that knows exactly what they want, how they will get it, and lead the way to it, is fine with me!

 

[KillerMuffin]

The studmuffin has enough balls to take on anything and everything, from the Commanding General of Fort Hood to his mother in law. Did he lose he balls because he chooses to sleep in the bathtub behind a locked a door when he pisses me the fuck off? Nah, just his marbles.