Have I fantasized about you?

[Juliangel]

OK I have stated before that I have a hand fetish. I rarely meet a man whose hands I do not fantasize about. Well yesterday in line at the dry cleaner I was thinking about the hands of the man in front of me and it hit me.

Ambrosious and Atl GA Male have both said where they live and it is very close to me. I often shop in the areas where they live so I wonder, Guys have I ever seen you in the stores before? Have I fantasized about your hands before?

 

[Expertise]

Jesus! I got excited by the title and then had my hopes dashed.

 

[Thumper]

Hear, Hear!

...a hand for the lady!

(sorry, I couldn't resist)

 

[Juliangel]

Jesus! I got excited by the title and then had my hopes dashed.

Sorry sweetie. If it will make you feel better I will have a special fantasy just for you about what I think your hands look like.

 

[Jade]

Jesus! I got excited by the title and then had my hopes dashed.

I fantasize about you Expertise.

 

[Expertise]

There is about as much chance of me seeing a dinosaur as there is that you two are fantasizing about me.

Jade hows things kiddo'

Juliangel now that I know your from Georgia I am somehow imagining you on a porch in Savannah. Lovely image really

 

[Jade]

Oh Expertise,
You little "non-believer" you!

(BTW: go to the toy store.. RIGHT NOW... if you see a purple dinosaur.. then you owe me sexual gratification baby!)

 

[Juliangel]

Juliangel now that I know your from Georgia I am somehow imagining you on a porch in Savannah. Lovely image really

See there I go dashing your hopes again. Savannah is about 3 to 3.5 hours from me. I live just east of Atlanta at the end of a cul-du-sac. It is a beautiful here though, the woods behind my house are full of maples that looks great in the fall. In the winter with the leaves gone you can see the lake that sits back in the woods.

I love sitting out there on fall evenings with a mug of hot chocolate, listening to the crickets. I am far enough from the city to have a great view of the stars at night too.

 

[Expertise]

Maples we got. Palms and porches around Ante-Bellum (sp) homes we don't. LOL

Now gimme' the hot chocalate take this damn julep and begin fanning your wonderful little self damnit.

 

[Juliangel]

and begin fanning your wonderful little self damnit.

Fanning away sweetie and thinking about your hands

 

[Expertise]

OK you keep fanning, i'll dig out my seersucker pants, sea island cotton shirt and join you for a spell

*cupping my chin with hand in thought, while gently kneeding my sore shoulder with the other*

 

[KillerMuffin]

AAAARGGHGHGH

*smacks Expertise's sexy ass butt with the leather chaps*

Thats it, I'm taking the chaps and my fantasizing elsewhere. I can tell when I'm underappreciated. I'm going trolling on the personals board now. *sniff*

 

[Juliangel]

*cupping my chin with hand in thought, while gently kneeding my sore shoulder with the other*

ok, that was all I needed. I have a great mental picture of your hands now. Thanks! It is never just the hands, they have to be doing something and a guy reaching up to knead his own shoulder is very sexy in my opinion. if it is the left hand it must be the left shouder though, cross over kneading does nothing for me.

 

[Expertise]

I'm tellin' you I feel like a homosexual leather slut boytoy in those things.

I'll wear the hat, the duster, the boots even a kercheif. Hell you might even get me to temporarily trade my Levi's for Wranglers (shudder) but the chaps ... please KM don't make me.

 

[April]

Oh, now there's an image! Exp wearing nothing but hat, duster, and boots! *drool*

I knew I should have bought that Studs and Spurs calendar last night. LOL

 

[KillerMuffin]

Yes April love you should have. Yummm!!!!

Okay fine Expertise, no chaps because you asked so nice. But only for a little while. Its my fantasy you know, you're just in it, my totally NOT homosexual but completely slutty boytoy (oh boy howdy are you ever *lickin lips*). Don't worry, you don't sound a thing like Arthur Fonzarelli when you say "Eh." Did I tell you that you have the sexiest moan?

 

[Expertise]

April said/thought "drool".

I never thought i'd see the day.