Have Green Sex with Women

[fgarvb1]

Would that be paying for it?

or would that be some freaked out "Save the planet" way?

 

[LadyFairfax]

Is this where dolf barfs all over the thread?

 

[Sinny]

I wish someone would find some perverted pictures of the Jolly Green Giant and post his pics here. I bet he has a bent cock.

 

[fgarvb1]

I wish someone would find some perverted pictures of the Jolly Green Giant and post his pics here. I bet he has a bent cock.

I saw some before.

I know the reason he was shouting HO! HO! HO!Green Giant!

 

[Sinny]

I saw some before.

I know the reason he was shouting HO! HO! HO!Green Giant!

Curved to the left, or right?

 

[fgarvb1]

I do not know... it was half buried in a shapely young Lady!

 

[Jedi_Princess]

Recycle?

 

[Modern Mephisto]

Recycle?

By fucking the same woman more than once, or by passing her around, making sure everyone gets a turn, until she's finally considered "used up" and ready to be discarded? Or do I need to repurpose her? Like, once I'm done fucking her, find other uses for her body, like making rope from her hair, eating her organs, and turning her skin into curtains so that nothing goes to waste?

This is why I don't bother with recycling: too much fucking work for too little reward.

 

[Jedi_Princess]

I'ma go with probably the first option.

 

[Monkey_Face]

By fucking the same woman more than once, or by passing her around, making sure everyone gets a turn, until she's finally considered "used up" and ready to be discarded? Or do I need to repurpose her? Like, once I'm done fucking her, find other uses for her body, like making rope from her hair, eating her organs, and turning her skin into curtains so that nothing goes to waste?

This is why I don't bother with recycling: too much fucking work for too little reward.

Native Americans used every part of the woman.

 

[Modern Mephisto]

Native Americans used every part of the woman.

I'm 1/37th Cherokee.

 

[Monkey_Face]

I'm 1/37th Cherokee.

So, do you only need to use 1/37th of her?

 

[Modern Mephisto]

So, do you only need to use 1/37th of her?

Pretty much. A couple of eyelashes, a handful of skin flakes, and an ounce of saliva. Plus her anus. The rest is left for the buzzards.

 

[John Doe]

I wish someone would find some perverted pictures of the Jolly Green Giant and post his pics here. I bet he has a bent cock.

This one looks to me to be rather jolly:

http://www.stuffistumbledupon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Cockasaurus-Rex-6-19-2011-9-02-16-AM.jpg

 

[butters]

shrek sex?