Have fun with you in China!

[Zjackson]

Want to have a nice time with some USA woman who will visit China.Do you want to try?

 

[Deborah]

I think Endlessly might. She is our resident virgin here, much like yourself, you cherry.

But listen Z, isn't China like an angle of the dangle thang? I heard a rumor that they don't even let women in China until they check the slant and that's why all those slant eyed dudes invented all that Kama Sutra
stuff and all those wierd positions. Had to match the angle of the dangle with the slant, you know.

 

[Crystal]

cool - 100 posts

[This message has been edited by crystal (edited 02-16-2000).]

 

[Crystal]

That's verging on the brink of racism or xenophobia at the very least. Naughty Deborah!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

From China? No shit. Do you have unlimited web access? Is that nationwide, or are someone special in the government with access to a terminal? And how come in a country of one billion you can't get laid?

 

[Endlessly]

Sorry Deborah, but I'm going to Canada first, then Israel this summer (gotta find $550 before the end of march for it, too. GAH!). So all of my money for international travel is already spent. If he wants to pay, though..

*innocent blink* Fun? You mean like visiting the Great Wall?

 

[Golden]

Originally posted by deborah:
and that's why all those slant eyed dudes invented all that Kama Sutra
stuff and all those wierd positions. Had to match the angle of the dangle with the slant, you know.

Deborah, ahhh, don't let the fact that the KS was written between 1st and 5th Centuries AD by a Hindu in India interfere with your blind prejudice!

 

[Deborah]

Yeah Golden, but I wasn't around in 1-5 AD like you were.

My knowledge of the Kama Sutra comes mostly from an episode where this dude who just happens to speak Mandarin, visited China last summer, now designs web sites for the Chinese, got trashed at Happy Hour with a bunch of girls and five hours later was drawing Kama Sutra positions on bar napkins and describing them with slurred speech. So why wouldn't I think it was Chinese?

Hey Golden, did you really know Jesus?

 

[Golden]

not well, found him a dull goody-two-shoes (two-sandals?)

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I was working as a bellboy at the Last Supper and things are moving along and everyone's having a good time with the humus and dates and all and I'm doing a good job and all and so I ask the guy in the middle for a tip and he says to me "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven".

Jesus!