Have Any Of The Women Here Ever Used A Corona Beer Bottle As A Dildo?

[Sandia]

The-yes-it's-Friday-night-and-I'm-loney-thread.

 

[weed]

ow

 

[melligrl]

The-yes-it's-Friday-night-and-I'm-loney-thread.

ummmm . . .no it never occured to me, but now that you point it out . . . hmmm . . . still think not

 

[Nora]

I'd say "loony" not "loney" but hey...

Remind me to explain the concept of vacuums to you tomorrow, mkay?

 

[Cleopatra]

With, or without the lime in the top?

 

[Sandia]

Vacuums?


...oh.

 

[Sandia]

I'm going for some more Coronas.

I bought a 12 pack for a friend the other day. And left every goddamed one of them at his house.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I crush beer cans with my vagina.

Forehead? pishaw!

 

[Nora]

The Police originally wrote the song as "Uterus in a Bottle" but they found it wasn't going over well with the crowds, so they changed it.

I kinda liked it the old way...

"woke up this morning, won't believe what I saw! A hundred million uteri, washed up on the shore..."

 

[weed]

Oh, Nora....funny one.

I'm getting some horrible images of glass bottles, vacume affects and uteri from this thread.


Sandia, is this what you had in mind?

 

[weed]

I crush beer cans with my vagina.

Forehead? pishaw!

You probably want to stay away from glass bottles.

 

[Rubyfruit]

"woke up this morning, won't believe what I saw! A hundred million uteri, washed up on the shore..."

ROTF

 

[Nora]

Shame the bastards bowed to public pressure and changed it.

 

[Cleopatra]

Shame the bastards bowed to public pressure and changed it.

Where have all the strong ones gone, Nora?

 

[Nora]

Where have all the strong ones gone, Nora?

You said it, sistah! Sell outs. Every one!

 

[phrodeau]

I crush beer cans with my vagina.

Forehead? pishaw!

Can you unscrew bottle caps too?

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Only after a full meal.

 

[Sandia]

Apparently they don't sell beer after midnight.

I think it's the Republicans' fault.

Bastards.

 

[Sandia]

Oh, Nora....funny one.

I'm getting some horrible images of glass bottles, vacume affects and uteri from this thread.


Sandia, is this what you had in mind?

Most definitely not!

 

[Frimost]

Have Any Of The Women Here Ever Used A Corona Beer Bottle As A Dildo?

Well I'm sorry your lonley Sandia but be careful what you put up your pussy, if its an open bottle and there is air in it and you shove it deep up there open-ended you can give yourself an air embolism.

 

[Saint Peter]

Wonder if Sting was at the same tittie bar I was at?

 

[PinkOrchid]