have a story idea...

rydia57

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Hi,

I have a story idea. It came up cos... I have no cable, and some of the channels have prematurely decided to close down programming now, instead of at midnight like I heard some say they were going to. Ok, try this one.


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Imagine this,




All the normal or analog programming is gone off tv. Remember the porn industry were telling the gov that they needed money? Well suppose, just suppose, that the porn industry got their "money" in the form of the analog programming. Suppose if one were to go back to analog programming, just by accident they would run into this.


STV, your sexual programming network. Here to provide you with hours upon hours of sexual healing or and sexual stimulation. Now that the "fogies have gone, and the squares, we can provide you with that much needed sexual healing, you thought you could only get on the net. Hi, I'm Tasha. Along with my sister and brother helpers to the frustrated girls out there. We will provide you with .... a weapon, against constant sexual frustration. So just listen to me and I'll show you what you're in for. Night after night, so just put the remote down, relax and .... tune in.


Hi, my name's Alexandra. Tasha told me you'd be waiting. We're gonna have a lonnnng talk and .... see what turns you on. Hope your remote isn't too far away, cos with that, I'm gonna take you on a lonnng ride (or short if you prefer) to a healthy libido.
For now, lets sample something called.... technique. Are you relaxed and ready? Good.
We wanna give you a good sample. First, I want you to touch mr. happy. Girls your happy holes. Is it warm, and sensitive to the touch? Maybe abit of moisture? Even better. Now. We want to take that little eventuality to another level. I want you to caress your tools lightly at first. Imagine it's my tongue. My warm wet tongue, needs a sensitive cock like yours.
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So the deal is a person were to speak this out and burn it to a dvd, you could pretend it actually happened. Am I pickled or what?:D
 
Pickled is as pickled does.



You're correct as usual sir hugs. I'll get busy on it right away!:rose:
 
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