Havatequilla and pass the lube. Lachiam!!

[sunstruck]

I don't know what is wrong with me lately. Maybe the holidays make me horny because I have been off the fucking charts for weeks. My husband is exhausted and my water bill is insane.

I see people out in public, people I don't even know, and it's not that I want to fuck them, but I can't help but picture it for a quick moment. I see couples, I breifly imagine them going at it like drunk bunnies. I'm checking out every ass, abs and chest that pass me by. This must be what it's like to be in heat. It's constant.

/weirdass sexual rant that is so unlike me.

 

[Nora]

You ever wonder if that's what it's like to be a guy?

 

[Willing and Unsure]

if it makes you feel any better, I've been the same way this past week and I have a feeling this wont go away anytime soon

 

[Guest]

I don't know what is wrong with me lately. Maybe the holidays make me horny because I have been off the fucking charts for weeks. My husband is exhausted and my water bill is insane.

I see people out in public, people I don't even know, and it's not that I want to fuck them, but I can't help but picture it for a quick moment. I see couples, I breifly imagine them going at it like drunk bunnies. I'm checking out every ass, abs and chest that pass me by. This must be what it's like to be in heat. It's constant.

/weirdass sexual rant that is so unlike me.

No, I am the same. I am even looking at old guys and picturing them with a hard on! Maybe it's the water?

 

[HeavyStick]

No, keep ranting. This is the best thread all day.

 

[sunstruck]

You ever wonder if that's what it's like to be a guy?

Well NOW I am! lmao Do I get an honorary penis?

 

[HeavyStick]

You ever wonder if that's what it's like to be a guy?

Guys don't visualize, others guys banging the girl. We are always the guy in the fantasy.

Lesbian French Maid moonlighting as Nurses. Yummmm

 

[Nora]

Well NOW I am! lmao Do I get an honorary penis?

Yes, but the good news is that it comes with batteries.

g'night hornysugahtribalsistah!

 

[teddybear4play]

I hope this is a worldwide phenomenon. Three hot chicks live in the apartment across from me.

TB4p

 

[HeavyStick]

Well NOW I am! lmao Do I get an honorary penis?

yes, yes you do

 

[sunstruck]

Yes, but the good news is that it comes with batteries.

g'night hornysugahtribalsistah!

Oh yeah, where did I put that....

 

[Saint Peter]

I don't know what is wrong with me lately. Maybe the holidays make me horny because I have been off the fucking charts for weeks. My husband is exhausted and my water bill is insane.

I see people out in public, people I don't even know, and it's not that I want to fuck them, but I can't help but picture it for a quick moment. I see couples, I breifly imagine them going at it like drunk bunnies. I'm checking out every ass, abs and chest that pass me by. This must be what it's like to be in heat. It's constant.

/weirdass sexual rant that is so unlike me.

Oink.

 

[sunstruck]

My favorite pig dog!!!

 

[Saint Peter]

It starts slow. Peek at a couple of cows fucking. Something like that. Then it takes even more to get your fix. Watching couples at the mall, dropping silverware at the dinner so the waitress will bend over to pick it up.

The first step is to admit that you have a problem.

"I am (fill-in-the-blank-struck) and I am a horn dog."

"Hello (fill-in-the-blank-struck)."

"Oink."

 

[perks]

I'd have a threesome with a sheep for you.

edited to add...


I thought this was a Jewish thread.

 

[sunstruck]

Oh let's just drop all the fun little titles. I'll change my name to fuckstruck.

 

[teddybear4play]

yes, yes you do

I this pic. Top half: artsy nude; bottom half: leather, metal, and a big plastic cock.

God bless America.

TB4p

 

[HeavyStick]

I like you TB4p, you're an allright troll. ;-)

 

[sunstruck]

I love it when my drunken horny threads are bumped the next day. lmao.

*blushes like hell*

 

[HeavyStick]

Do you like your honorary penis?

 

[alexandraaah]

Jewish buddy says: "L'chaim!"

 

[perks]

I heart Jewish buddy, specially since it is draaah.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Now you know what it's like to be me, Sunny.

Hi everybody.

 

[alexandraaah]

I heart Jewish buddy, specially since it is draaah.

Oooh, perks, lemme get that feather for ya.

Rubes, let's talk tonight, okay?

L'chaim.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Tomorrow's better for me, babe.

xo