Haters Central

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Circus freaks stay out. Posts by ISH and Colonel Hogan go to the MAD Magazine Board.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/people-emit-a-unique-microbial-cloud-of-bacteria-study-finds/

Science proves girls spread cooties where they walk. We knew that.

 

[Aphro]

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/people-emit-a-unique-microbial-cloud-of-bacteria-study-finds/

Science proves girls spread cooties where they walk. We knew that.

Interesting.

I haven't heard anyone over twelve use the word "cooties" in a while.

As for my "microbial cloud", ever since I put the ass AV up, there's been a surprising number of new individuals interested in partaking of my unique flora. I guess if I sat my rotund backside in the sterile room, they could get a good sample. I can bottle it...call it Eau d'Aphro. $65 an ounce.

 

[jaF0]

Eau or eewe?

 

[Aphro]

Eau or eewe?

You into sheep, then? Hey, no judgment. Whatever floats your boat.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Interesting.

I haven't heard anyone over twelve use the word "cooties" in a while.

As for my "microbial cloud", ever since I put the ass AV up, there's been a surprising number of new individuals interested in partaking of my unique flora. I guess if I sat my rotund backside in the sterile room, they could get a good sample. I can bottle it...call it Eau d'Aphro. $65 an ounce.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VThalsGmGM

Some will eat anything.

 

[Aphro]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VThalsGmGM

Some will eat anything.

What was it Prince Phillip said years ago that got him in a lot of hot water?

"if it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and flies but is not an aeroplane and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Chinese will eat it."

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

What was it Prince Phillip said years ago that got him in a lot of hot water?

"if it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and flies but is not an aeroplane and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Chinese will eat it."

I have standards Prince Philip doesn't meet.

 

[Aphro]

I have standards Prince Philip doesn't meet.

I'll let HRH Queen Elizabeth know.

 

[pensivepoet]

Interesting.

I haven't heard anyone over twelve use the word "cooties" in a while.

As for my "microbial cloud", ever since I put the ass AV up, there's been a surprising number of new individuals interested in partaking of my unique flora. I guess if I sat my rotund backside in the sterile room, they could get a good sample. I can bottle it...call it Eau d'Aphro. $65 an ounce.

Made me look. Yummers!

 

[Aphro]

Made me look. Yummers!

Don't forget to put this on:

http://www.libertyglove.com/products/images/products/1890d.jpg

 

[pensivepoet]

Don't forget to put this on:

http://www.libertyglove.com/products/images/products/1890d.jpg

That's the strangest condom i've ever seen.

 

[ishtat]

I have standards Prince Philip doesn't meet.

Everybody has standards that Prince Philip doesn't meet.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Jeb Bush found his balls and spoke against multiculturalism then lost his balls and said never-mind. He found the balls after he learned Carson got 500,000 new donors since talking bad about Muslims.