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skme

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Walked in on you and your S/O playing or having sex? Its always a polaroid moment! Id love to hear about it!
 
skme said:
Walked in on you and your S/O playing or having sex? Its always a polaroid moment! Id love to hear about it!


Yeah, she was six at the time and caught us naked in the livingroom :eek: right in the middle of a very fun evening, she's 23 now and still brings the subject up sometimes to embarrass me :eek: :D
 
No thank god...though my friends son did...they put a lock on their bedroom door later that day!!!
 
We actually got caught be my step-daughter(10) and her friend! In the middle of eating my wife out and they came home unexpectedly. Later that night she crossed her arms, looked at us and said "I want an explanation"
 
readyrnot said:
We actually got caught be my step-daughter(10) and her friend! In the middle of eating my wife out and they came home unexpectedly. Later that night she crossed her arms, looked at us and said "I want an explanation"

lmao... that's funny!
 
WantonWitch said:
Yeah, she was six at the time and caught us naked in the livingroom :eek: right in the middle of a very fun evening, she's 23 now and still brings the subject up sometimes to embarrass me :eek: :D
OMG! Thats way too funny! I came home one time early and caught my parents in the backyard naked laying in the sun! >.........It scared me for life!!! JK,.....I just laughed my ass off and My mom wouldnt look at me for a week! :nana:
 
readyrnot said:
We actually got caught be my step-daughter(10) and her friend! In the middle of eating my wife out and they came home unexpectedly. Later that night she crossed her arms, looked at us and said "I want an explanation"
Thats exactly how this thread got started......Legs in the air with my face down between them....... and we didnt even hear the little fart come in........I just looked up when he stood by the bed!........But nothing was ever said! The poor boys probably scarred.......and i never oiled the door again......now we just let it squeek!!!!
 
one day, when my daughter was about 9 or 10, she asked me a question...out of the blue..."the other night i saw you doing something in bed...what were you sucking on, mom??"

i was shocked and horrified and embarrassed and TOTALLY speechless!!! i quickly mumbled something about a sore throat and a popsickle and whatever the hell else came to my mind. i'm sure she knew i was lying my ass off...but i didn't care!! i just didn't know how to explain THAT to a little kid!! she's 17 now and still uses it to make me blush occasionally.
 
BadBombshellBabe said:
one day, when my daughter was about 9 or 10, she asked me a question...out of the blue..."the other night i saw you doing something in bed...what were you sucking on, mom??"

i was shocked and horrified and embarrassed and TOTALLY speechless!!! i quickly mumbled something about a sore throat and a popsickle and whatever the hell else came to my mind. i'm sure she knew i was lying my ass off...but i didn't care!! i just didn't know how to explain THAT to a little kid!! she's 17 now and still uses it to make me blush occasionally.
ROFLMAO!!!!! Id be blushing too!!!! Btw love your Av! ;)
 
BadBombshellBabe said:
yeah, that memory still makes me cringe and shake my head!!! and thanks, glad you like!!
You can file that memory away in the "I never want to remember that again" section of your brain!But it will still "POP" up from time to time!!!!! :rolleyes:
 
skme said:
OMG! Thats way too funny! I came home one time early and caught my parents in the backyard naked laying in the sun! >.........It scared me for life!!! JK,.....I just laughed my ass off and My mom wouldnt look at me for a week! :nana:


Lol, your poor mom :eek: Luckily that was the only time she caught us both naked.

We did have one of them come downstairs, knock on the door and say in a loud voice " Can you be quiet now please, some of us are trying to sleep" :eek: Reasons for not living in a house with very thin walls :rolleyes:
 
WantonWitch said:
Lol, your poor mom :eek: Luckily that was the only time she caught us both naked.

We did have one of them come downstairs, knock on the door and say in a loud voice " Can you be quiet now please, some of us are trying to sleep" :eek: Reasons for not living in a house with very thin walls :rolleyes:
I know all to well about thin walls! My son asked on day......why was you tickling mama last night.....he could hear all the way down the hall! I told him that we were just wrestling! I was laughing my ass off inside! ;)
 
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