Has this ever happened to you?

I think Lasher has tagged this one correctly.

Sort of a similarly disgusting story.

A friend of mine and I went home with these two girls one night in university. After a few drinks, small talk and some heavy petting we retired to the girls respective rooms.

We (my buddy and I) had a rather large meal before going out that night and it came back to haunt him.

As the passion was building he felt some serious rumblings not only in his loins but in his gastro-intestinal tract and excused himself to "pee" before things got too heated and had to be interupted at an even less opportune time. He relieved himself of his burden flushed and literaly ran back to the girls bedroom.

Several hours later the girl I was with got up to go to the bathroom and had only taken a few steps down the hall when she let out a peircing shriek. I flew out of bed tring to collect myself and come to her aid. I was faced with a not so minor flood and the evidence of where the flood had come from floating down the hall toward me.

My friend and his girl were quite drunk, had passed out after sex and hadn't heard the toilet running and overflowing.:eek:
 
EEWWWWWWWWW!!! That's just plain nasty!

STOP with the shit stories, people. Yuck!
 
Let me tell ya' that nasty didn't even begin to cover it.
 
Damn! You're catching up to me! I'm gonna have to post more, now. You will not make guru before me! Hahaha
 
I'm going to go have a deep discussion with Roland about breakfast cereal and beat you to it young lady. There is no depth to which I will not sink to acheive that lofty goal.
 
Traitor! How dare you utter vile threats of speaking with that villain?

This is war, I tell you, war!
 
Stand to!

Man the ramparts!

*Donning my kevelar, helmet and the rest of my kit*

Somebody bore site this freakin' bagel gun that Roland gave me.
 
Mr. Niceguy said:
Hey man are you gonna answer my question about where your friend was? What was his evening like? Was the girl he was with as nasty as yours?

"Turns out we all lived about 2 blocks from each other in Roswell. Now at the house (us at mine and my buddy at the house of the girl he was with"

"The only thing I remember about her is that she told me she was 19 years old, I didn't get a name or number or address"

I thought you said that you didn't know where this girl lived. You know where one of them lived.


My buddy went home with the older of the two girls, the next morning about 6:00AM he said he was in her kitchen butt naked drinking orange juice out of the carton and in walks her daughter.... he said she looked about 17 or 18 years old. She freaked out and ran off yelling for her mom and my buddy said someone from upstairs threw his clothes and shoes down about 2 seconds later. He took this as his clue to leave and he hauled ass. As far as the girl I was with.... she said she lived in the same subdivision as her friend but did'nt say exactly where.
 
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