Has there ever been a time in your life...

[lovetoread]

that you could have been on the Jerry Springer show?

I swear I could be a star on it for a week.

 

[Pyper]

Frankly...no.

Unless they had an episode where atheist girls came out to their Catholic mothers.

 

[peachykeen]

oh yes. But since I can spell "dignity" I am disqualified.

 

[Guest]

No.

 

[Ask For More]

Frankly...no.

Unless they had an episode where atheist girls came out to their Catholic mothers.

That's so boring. They should be lesbian too....

 

[Pyper]

That's so boring. They should be lesbian too....

And practice witchcraft...although that would sort of negate the atheist aspect.

 

[millieteases]

Yes - but they don't pay enough to make it worth my time.

 

[Devilish1]

that you could have been on the Jerry Springer show?

I swear I could be a star on it for a week.

Yes, but id never go on there to air out my dirty laundry, why should i when i come here and can vent
The only thing is i cant rub Steves bald head LMAO
Anyone got a bald head i can rub?

 

[zach79]

No that would imply that I have a sex life or some type of weird fetish.

My life is so normal it's abnormal.

 

[Purrde Flower]

I could do Montel for a month

 

[Guest]

 

[Sillyman]

I was on it.

 

[Anais Dahl]

My uncle in law could easily be on it any day of his life. Okay, peep this:

I will call him Mike.
Uncle Mike used to be Aunt Rita, but Aunt Rita had two kids and then decided she wanted to be a man, so she became Uncle Mike, so her kids' mom became their dad. Then Uncle Mike, who was and is a theologist, went to India and lived there for a very long time, and became a world expert on Vishnava (am I spelling this right?) religion. So essentially, Uncle Mike became a monk. Now Uncle Mike is really respected over there and everything, but he bought a 300 acre farm on the West Coast and lives as a hermit because he published essays that pissed off neo nazis and now he gets death threats all the time.

 

[*bratcat*]