HAS SOMEONE LOST THEIR BALLS ?

GuyJD

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A gracious hello to all of my fellow Literoticans. It has come to my attention that, as usual, I've pissed someone off pretty bad here. And my heart truly bleeds for them. But somethings missing. And that is the BALLS of an individual who was too much of a pussy to identify themselves. So instead, they sent me anonymous e-mails, via Literotica. Since they cannot piss me off here in the BB, they made a grave attempt to piss me off, via e-mail. But it was to no avail however. It did create a great laugh from me and became a serious joke at parties.
I have spent more than a decade on the police force and most of that time was spent in the detective bureau. It's elementary for me to anaylze a letter or ransom note and, eventually, develope a profile on the person(s) who wrote it. That is why I know that it was a fellow member/author of Literotica.
The poor individual was so pissed, that there were numerous poorly spelled words and forgotten grammar in the "anonymous" letters. And they gave themselves away (oh too well) when they said that "you are out of your league as an author". Excuse me? Writing for the past 20 years is out of my league? Oh, what troubled weed we smoke!
And rather criticize the story of which is posted on the anonymous letter, they made a sad attempt at criticizing me.
I'm more than sure that this post will create a little hostility on the board. But what can I say, people? There is a yellow coward among us. So please, if you will, can someone kindly hand that poor individual their balls?
And to the individual who's too yellow to speak from behind the anonymous letters.........DON'T HATE THE PLAYER, HATE THE GAME.
 
I have no balls but I'll tell you that you can be a bastard sometimes to your face, you SOMETIMES BASTARD! MWahahahah
 
Hey Guy, it is rather obvious you and Todd have been watching wrestling again.
 
GuyJD said:
DON'T HATE THE PLAYER, HATE THE GAME.
Huh? I think I followed you until the last line, but it makes no sense.

Someone sent you anonymous emails to tell you your writing is poor?
 
Are you still wearing a badge, or are you harrassing kids at Bar Mitzvahs and wedding dances?
 
Angel said:
I have no balls but I'll tell you that you can be a bastard sometimes to your face, you SOMETIMES BASTARD! MWahahahah

Who? Me? Why Angel, what on earth have I done or said to be declared parentless? LOL
 
Cheyenne said:
GuyJD said:
DON'T HATE THE PLAYER, HATE THE GAME.
Huh? I think I followed you until the last line, but it makes no sense.

Someone sent you anonymous emails to tell you your writing is poor?

Not quite, Cheyenne. The first one criticized the story and the second was directed to me. It was from a UYP (Unidentified Yellow Pussy).
The slogan, "DON'T HATE THE PLAYER, HATE THE GAME" makes plenty sense. A WCW wrestler says it every week. It means that you can't dislike someone who is playing the game (i.e., myself and everyone of the Literotica authors). Instead, dislike the game itself (i.e., erotica writing).
 
GuyJD said:

I have spent more than a decade on the police force and most of that time was spent in the detective bureau. It's elementary for me to anaylze a letter or ransom note and, eventually, develope a profile on the person(s) who wrote it. That is why I know that it was a fellow member/author of Literotica.


Golly, do you "create a profile on everyone who ruffles your fathers? Sounds like you are a little pissed, otherwise why get so puffed up about telling us how pissed you're not.

what a badass...
 
I give up. WriterDom was right about the IQ thing. No fucking doubt about it. I'm going to bed.
 
Problem Child said:
GuyJD said:

I have spent more than a decade on the police force and most of that time was spent in the detective bureau. It's elementary for me to anaylze a letter or ransom note and, eventually, develope a profile on the person(s) who wrote it. That is why I know that it was a fellow member/author of Literotica.


Golly, do you "create a profile on everyone who ruffles your fathers? Sounds like you are a little pissed, otherwise why get so puffed up about telling us how pissed you're not.

what a badass...

Ruffles my what? Could you use a dictionary, Problem?



 
GuyJD said:
Not quite, Cheyenne. The first one criticized the story and the second was directed to me. It was from a UYP (Unidentified Yellow Pussy).
The slogan, "DON'T HATE THE PLAYER, HATE THE GAME" makes plenty sense. A WCW wrestler says it every week. It means that you can't dislike someone who is playing the game (i.e., myself and everyone of the Literotica authors). Instead, dislike the game itself (i.e., erotica writing).
Sorry, still confused. Although I don't watch wrestling so I haven't heard the phrase used there. Are you saying no one should critique your story or you, that they should critique the broad topic of "erotica writing" instead? I think I'm still missing something. Why can't they like one and hate the other?
 
I have no problem with criticizing my stories. Everyone's entitled to their opinion. But the letters were more directed to and against me. In that case, I feel that the individual should have the balls to identify themselves and not hide behind an anonymous letter. In other words, when someone calls you a troll in this BB, you know who it is because there are no anonymous posts in BB.
 
Wow...you noticed a typo...I'm so very impressed by your awesome proofreading skills.

Come on, you can do better than that Sgt. Friday...
 
GuyJD said:
In other words, when someone calls you a troll in this BB, you know who it is because there are no anonymous posts in BB.
???? Someone is calling YOU a troll? Is that it? I guess it would be a little unusual to have an anonymous troll on the bb call someone else a troll. Unusual, but not impossible.
 
I THINK WE FOUND OUR YELLOW COWARD

Problem Child said:


Wow...you noticed a typo...I'm so very impressed by your awesome proofreading skills.

Come on, you can do better than that Sgt. Friday...





Hmmmmmm, can't spell! Sounds angry. Yep. Sounds like we got our man.....book him Danno. The judge is going to throw the book at him, hopefully a large dictionary or thersaurus.
 
Re: I THINK WE FOUND OUR YELLOW COWARD

GuyJD said:


Hmmmmmm, can't spell! Sounds angry. Yep. Sounds like we got our man.....book him Danno. The judge is going to throw the book at him, hopefully a large dictionary or thersaurus.

Uh, yeah guy, a thersaurus...is that related to a Brontosaurus, or a Stegosaurus?

Golly, you ARE a writer, aren't you?
 
Only ten years though, I'll bet they were sorry to see you go. Do you miss trapping those wiley criminals?
 
Sometimes I do, Purple Haze. (Actually, it was more than 10 years though.) But I wouldn't want to be one here in Californication. They "bad boys" don't respect the law as they do in the Big Easy.
I miss running red lights and showing my badge to get off...........LOL.
 
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