Has someone changed all the furniture round in here?

Belegon said:
Is that what all y'all are chewing on while I'm drinking?

Oh.... that just doesn't sound right. But maybe that's because I just read a story by somebody who referred to women as cows. Very yucky feeling making. *wrinkles nose*
 
MagicaPractica said:
Oh.... that just doesn't sound right. But maybe that's because I just read a story by somebody who referred to women as cows. Very yucky feeling making. *wrinkles nose*

arrrgh... definitely not the image I had going in...
 
jomar said:
Tonight. But I can't find the phone.
abs and vana were fucking on the couch earlier. i think someone dialed 911 cause they were worried bout the noise.

if we find out who dialed we'll know where the phone is *nods*
 
femininity said:
abs and vana were fucking on the couch earlier. i think someone dialed 911 cause they were worried bout the noise.

if we find out who dialed we'll know where the phone is *nods*

I don't get it. Were they too quiet and somebody worried they were suffering from heat stroke or something? :confused:
 
MagicaPractica said:
I don't get it. Were they too quiet and somebody worried they were suffering from heat stroke or something? :confused:
i can see you havent been to abstrusions for a while :p

so what happened to the pizza we had last night? there were so many left overs. i love cold pizza
 
femininity said:
i can see you havent been to abstrusions for a while :p

so what happened to the pizza we had last night? there were so many left overs. i love cold pizza

No, no I haven't. *goes to look*
 
femininity said:
abs and vana were fucking on the couch earlier. i think someone dialed 911 cause they were worried bout the noise.

if we find out who dialed we'll know where the phone is *nods*

Are you sure they weren't rolling around on it?

tickledkitty said:
I already ordered it. But you have to pay for it when it gets here.

I hope you ordered enough for everyone.
 
TxRad said:
Now there's phone sex with a twist. :D
I actually find those public payphones from the 1930's a real turn-on. I'd love to cum into the bakelite mouthpiece.
 
Sub Joe said:
I actually find those public payphones from the 1930's a real turn-on. I'd love to cum into the bakelite mouthpiece.
Sub Joe, you're one sick, twisted, deviant. Keep up the good work.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Sub Joe said:
I actually find those public payphones from the 1930's a real turn-on. I'd love to cum into the bakelite mouthpiece.

Are you referring to police boxes? Is that why daleks are all gooey inside?
 
Sub Joe said:
I actually find those public payphones from the 1930's a real turn-on. I'd love to cum into the bakelite mouthpiece.

Most bakelite fetishists never get past the tabletop radio phase.
 
gauchecritic said:
Are you referring to police boxes? Is that why daleks are all gooey inside?
I think I just coughed up my liver. Thanks.
 
shereads said:
On the new carpet. Perfect.
No, no, Sher. We're too cheap for new carpet.
I thought we'd been walking around on all that grubby stuff that was underneath the old carpet.
You know, the chewing gum.
 
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